What happened to MySpace?
I was around when this crazy site started. Back when it was a "social networking site" for local youths to get to know each other. I haven't been back on the scene for very long but WOW thing's have changed.
Apparently myspace has turned into a glitter competition to see who can have the craziest and most difficult to read profile. TyPiN LyK DiS dOeSn't HeLp! Add this to the fact that most single girls on myspace now are either an absolute total whore (by which I don't even mean just scantily clad, I mean like sex for money is a real possibility with half these chicks) or they have 7 kids and are apparently still interested in going clubbin wit da gurlz and looking for that bad boy to tame... good luck with that, "MILF" (and I use the term loosely... like you).
Not that the overwhelming problem is the women, not by a long shot. I've apparently fallen far far out of the loop with my gender when it comes to the fine art of flattering a lady (in real life or on myspace apparently). First of all, I don't stalk girls so I am in the minority of men on myspace in that respect. Not to mention, I don't friend girls so that i can leave deep comments like "damn girl u lookin fine" or "wow ur hott, get back at me" bravo Romeo, bravo. Lastly, having witnessed first hand the barrage of nearly unreadable and borderline pornographic messages that most girl are pummeled with as soon as they create a myspace profile, it's no wonder most girls would prefer to delete all new messages rather than sift through and delete the X-rated ones from skeevy 50 year old men.
This isn't some chain letter or anything, please don't pass it on. In fact, if you DO copy this to 5 people in the next 5 hours, I will personally have those 5 people killed by rabid kangaroos and pay two fat people to have sex on top of you.
Apparently myspace has turned into a glitter competition to see who can have the craziest and most difficult to read profile. TyPiN LyK DiS dOeSn't HeLp! Add this to the fact that most single girls on myspace now are either an absolute total whore (by which I don't even mean just scantily clad, I mean like sex for money is a real possibility with half these chicks) or they have 7 kids and are apparently still interested in going clubbin wit da gurlz and looking for that bad boy to tame... good luck with that, "MILF" (and I use the term loosely... like you).
Not that the overwhelming problem is the women, not by a long shot. I've apparently fallen far far out of the loop with my gender when it comes to the fine art of flattering a lady (in real life or on myspace apparently). First of all, I don't stalk girls so I am in the minority of men on myspace in that respect. Not to mention, I don't friend girls so that i can leave deep comments like "damn girl u lookin fine" or "wow ur hott, get back at me" bravo Romeo, bravo. Lastly, having witnessed first hand the barrage of nearly unreadable and borderline pornographic messages that most girl are pummeled with as soon as they create a myspace profile, it's no wonder most girls would prefer to delete all new messages rather than sift through and delete the X-rated ones from skeevy 50 year old men.
This isn't some chain letter or anything, please don't pass it on. In fact, if you DO copy this to 5 people in the next 5 hours, I will personally have those 5 people killed by rabid kangaroos and pay two fat people to have sex on top of you.