Why are online people so fucked up?
Iffgirl47: hey
TheMatt924: hi, do I know you?
Iffgirl47: remember me sexy
TheMatt924: can't say that I do, sexy...
TheMatt924: what a coincidence though
TheMatt924: sexy is my middle name
Iffgirl47: really
Iffgirl47: oo
Iffgirl47: i forgot where do you go to school
TheMatt924: yup
Iffgirl47: o so you go to YUP University?
TheMatt924: you got it
TheMatt924: majoring in wtf
Iffgirl47: no seriously
TheMatt924: i am serious
Iffgirl47: so how old are you
TheMatt924: I'll be 27 in a few months
Iffgirl47: do you or did you go to Emerson?
TheMatt924: why are you talking to me?
TheMatt924: you haven't even introduced yourself
TheMatt924: and you're asking all of these questions
Iffgirl47: sorry my name is Becky
Iffgirl47: and I go to URI
Iffgirl47: im 25
TheMatt924: wonderful
Iffgirl47: majoring in nursing and minoring in
Iffgirl47: sex therapy
TheMatt924: uw baby what a turn on...
TheMatt924: I'm all hot and bothered
Iffgirl47: oh thats good
Iffgirl47: now tell me about yourself
TheMatt924: you got my screen name how exactly?
Iffgirl47: member directory
TheMatt924: of?
Iffgirl47: of?
TheMatt924: member directory of what
Iffgirl47: `just member directory
TheMatt924: ...?
Iffgirl47: aol
TheMatt924: there we go
TheMatt924: was that so hard?
Iffgirl47: no
Iffgirl47: send me a pic?
TheMatt924: kiss my ass?
Iffgirl47: ok i will
Iffgirl47: lick or a kiss?
TheMatt924: which did I say genius?
TheMatt924: you type like a very fat girl
TheMatt924: I don't want a fat girl licking my ass
Iffgirl47: are for real?
TheMatt924: are speak english?
Iffgirl47: you*
Iffgirl47: shut up
Iffgirl47: your not nice
TheMatt924: no not at all
TheMatt924: I'm only nice to my friends and people I know and anybody woh basically doesn't IM me and waste my time
TheMatt924: oh and my lovely girlfriend who I love very much
TheMatt924: I'm extra nice to her
Iffgirl47: how can you tell if a person is fat or not by typing?
Iffgirl47: answer that and i will leave you alone
TheMatt924: your name is becky
TheMatt924: you're 25 years old
TheMatt924: you go to URI
TheMatt924: you're a nursing major
TheMatt924: and ou're IMing random guys you dont even know
TheMatt924: talking about sex therapy
TheMatt924: of course your fat
TheMatt924: and probably hideous
Iffgirl47: wow
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