Funny
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I stole majexek's purse (-30 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I gave danny_boy_zero a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday sinistermotives and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-114 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Phoenix713