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Dec 16, 2006 10:10


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I bought porn for little_mousie (-10 points). In August I set boojie_30's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I pulled over and changed deadboxoffice's flat tire (15 points). In March I helped jojotdklown across the street (6 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-95 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
phoenix4711

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