Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I bought porn for
little_mousie (-10 points). In August I set
boojie_30's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I pulled over and changed
deadboxoffice's flat tire (15 points). In March I helped
jojotdklown across the street (6 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-95 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
phoenix4711