Definitions
Subject: Definitions
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
1. 40-ish......................49.
2. Adventurous.................Slept with everyone.
3. Athletic....................No breasts.
4. Average looking.............Moooo.
5. Beautiful...................Pathological liar.
6. Emotionally Secure..........On medication.
7. Feminist....................Fat.
8. Free spirit.................Junkie.
9. Friendship first............Former slut.
10. New-Age.....................Body hair in the wrong places.
11. Old-fashioned...............No BJs.
12. Open-minded.................Desperate.
13. Outgoing....................Loud and embarrassing.
14. Professional................B$tch.
15. Wants Soul mate.............Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
1. 40-ish......................49.
2. Adventurous.................Slept with everyone.
3. Athletic....................No breasts.
4. Average looking.............Moooo.
5. Beautiful...................Pathological liar.
6. Emotionally Secure..........On medication.
7. Feminist....................Fat.
8. Free spirit.................Junkie.
9. Friendship first............Former slut.
10. New-Age.....................Body hair in the wrong places.
11. Old-fashioned...............No BJs.
12. Open-minded.................Desperate.
13. Outgoing....................Loud and embarrassing.
14. Professional................B$tch.
15. Wants Soul mate.............Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.