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Apr 03, 2010 22:47

So i'm watching Narnia and the more i watch the more i realize that the British have taught me many things in their movies.

1. When fighting about the existence of Narnia, if someone cries, make hot chocolate.
2. If Dementors board your train find Moony and have some chocolate.
3. British men used to wear very unfortunate pants.
4. In 1700's England tea fixed everything.
5. We are always in desperate need of tea!
6. Everyone loves Mr. Darcy.
7. Bezoars save you from poison.
8. You can't expect medicine to taste like pumpkin juice.
9. Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans do mean every flavor...and anyone who has ever tried them knows this.
10. You won't get sent to Azkaban for blowing up your aunt.
11. Make sure your pet isn't an animagus who is hiding...unless its Sirius!
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