Apr 26, 2009 13:09
Dear powers-that-be
As you are no doubt aware, being omniscient and all, I work five days a week at a job that manages to combine the worst elements of tedium and stress and that leaves me wiped out when I come home in the evenings.
You probably also know that I spend most of my Saturdays asleep, because it takes that much out of me.
I therefore ask you, in your infinite wisdom: WHAT'S WITH THE FREAKING MIGRAINE TODAY? Do you honestly think this is something I wanted or needed, or that would be good for me, or teach me a meaningful life lesson?
My floors need vacuuming, and when they don't get it, don't you come round here judging me. Not to mention it would be nice to, you know, go out and have fun (doing what I do not know) once in a while so I'd have something real to post about.
Please arrange things a bit better. And by that, I do not mean 'migraine on a work day', not unless you can also redraft my contract to include sick pay. Bastards.
Thank you.
- H
sick,
who writes this stuff