Clay's a big cutie
Driving in his car.
CLAY: Rachael? Can you make me another mix CD for my car, I really like this one you made.
ME: Sure, what do ya want on it?
CLAY: You know what I like... some rock and techno, you know what songs I like.
ME: K. Hey you want some 'Avenue Q' songs on there?
CLAY: Oh yeah! Put those two I really like, 'Everyone's a Little Bit Racist' and 'The Internet is for Porn'
ME: Sure. Oh, what about 'If You Were Gay'?
CLAY: ... No...
ME: Why not? That song is funny!
CLAY: Yeah... I know... It's just, well...
ME: Lemee guess. Having a song in your car about homosexuality makes you feel emascualated? Less manly?
CLAY: Well... yeah.
ME: Hunny, you're asking your girlfriend to make you a mixtape including songs from hit Broadway shows. That ship has *sailed*
Also it's worth mentioning that the mix CD he has in his car right now features Cher.
He's such a lady. I wuv him.
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CLAY: Rachael? Can you make me another mix CD for my car, I really like this one you made.
ME: Sure, what do ya want on it?
CLAY: You know what I like... some rock and techno, you know what songs I like.
ME: K. Hey you want some 'Avenue Q' songs on there?
CLAY: Oh yeah! Put those two I really like, 'Everyone's a Little Bit Racist' and 'The Internet is for Porn'
ME: Sure. Oh, what about 'If You Were Gay'?
CLAY: ... No...
ME: Why not? That song is funny!
CLAY: Yeah... I know... It's just, well...
ME: Lemee guess. Having a song in your car about homosexuality makes you feel emascualated? Less manly?
CLAY: Well... yeah.
ME: Hunny, you're asking your girlfriend to make you a mixtape including songs from hit Broadway shows. That ship has *sailed*
Also it's worth mentioning that the mix CD he has in his car right now features Cher.
He's such a lady. I wuv him.
o00o()^\O/^()o00o