Another Craigslist Ad Response
I keep finding these random things, and with the abundance of time I've had while being under the weather for the last week or so, I've been writing responses. I think I might keep writing them, this amuses me.
Who the hell writes this sort of thing? I mean, really? And what's worse, is that I have seen this post pop up every couple days for years. I guess he hasn't found a taker yet. But today is his lucky day.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/m4w/2035225966.html
May I Kiss Your Beautiful Breasts
Attractive single male seeks a female who enjoys having her breasts kissed and adored. I'd love to nurse on your nipples while you run your fingers through my hair. I am fit, sincere and nurturing. I would like to enjoy this with someone who has a beautiful personality. I love to cuddle, kiss. I am looking for a close romantic friendship so we can share this joy on an ongoing basis. I am romantic, faithful and affectionate. If you desire a loving connection please send me an email so we can get to know each other. Please be disease free like I am.
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Dear Romantic, Faithful, and Affectionate Man,
I don't know how to express how happy I was to find your ad today while reading CL. I can't tell you how long I've been looking for an *attractive* man who wishes to kiss and adore my breasts. I always find the unattractive men on CL that are looking for breasts, but thankfully you've cleared that up for me. As a single woman with no children, or desire for children anytime soon, I have to say I am desperate for something to nurse. The fact that you are fit and nurturing as well as sincere just put the icing on this "dream man" cake. I would hate to have an out of shape man for this sort of arrangement, and I can't think of anything more nurturing for a man to do than nurse on breasts.
I am glad you are looking for a close romantic friendship. It's so often that I find men who just try to get into my bra and leave me in the lurch. With breasts as huge and desirable as mine are, you can imagine how often it happens. But I know that you are truly interested in someone with a beautiful personality so you can share a deep and loving friendship. And the idea of this happening on a regular basis is very exciting to me. As I work at an OB/Gyn office and know how nice it is to have your breasts chafe from too much use (like pumping or nursing) I am ecstatic over this scenario. Perhaps you could forego shaving the day before we meet so you would have a nice amount of facial scruff built up. Beardburn is so hot. As for the disease free part. I am glad you mentioned it. I know there are so many diseases that one can carry around on the breasts and I would hate to catch one. I know you couldn't possibly mean STDs because you only want my breasts. Right?
I am going to have to go now, as it is late and I need to go moisturize my breasts in preparation for our first date.
Be well, and I look forward to our meeting.
Phoebe
P.S. Please bring loofa