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zombie dreams last night.
started out as an on-campus diversion, in the style of Zombies Vs. Humans, where once you were tagged as a zombie, you walked about normally until you'd remember you were a zombie (kinda like when you lose The Game [i just lost The Game])
then you'd say "oops!" and start trying to eat people. pretty quickly, all the zombies started looking like zombies when they said "oops". and actually eating people. so it wasn't a game anymore. i had a hammer for zombie bonkin', but it broke, and the zombies made fun of me. so instead i just had a wrought iron bar and a bowie knife. cutting off their heads didn't help, but reality did fracture into illustrative diagrams when i did it. so that was helpful and edifying.
also hanging from the underside of a stairwell with your elbows bent will make your muscles burn even when you're dreaming.
then i woke up and watched the end of the Planet Earth episode about the deep ocean. frigate birds stay constantly airborne for months at a time. they would be so totally fine when the zombies showed up.
started out as an on-campus diversion, in the style of Zombies Vs. Humans, where once you were tagged as a zombie, you walked about normally until you'd remember you were a zombie (kinda like when you lose The Game [i just lost The Game])
then you'd say "oops!" and start trying to eat people. pretty quickly, all the zombies started looking like zombies when they said "oops". and actually eating people. so it wasn't a game anymore. i had a hammer for zombie bonkin', but it broke, and the zombies made fun of me. so instead i just had a wrought iron bar and a bowie knife. cutting off their heads didn't help, but reality did fracture into illustrative diagrams when i did it. so that was helpful and edifying.
also hanging from the underside of a stairwell with your elbows bent will make your muscles burn even when you're dreaming.
then i woke up and watched the end of the Planet Earth episode about the deep ocean. frigate birds stay constantly airborne for months at a time. they would be so totally fine when the zombies showed up.