Died of bad water pressure
We have a small water cylinder at macquarie street. It tries its best but it just can't handle two consecutive hot showers. This led to Matt having a shower before he goes to bed and for Cassie and I to try and shower at the same time in the morning. Despite these precautions, we always seem to run out. Well it always seems to run out when I'm in the shower. It always reminds me of this bit from Frasier where he is convinced to run for condo board president. (took me ages to find the transcript)
Man: We would like you to be our candidate to go up against her
in the upcoming elections.
Frasier: Well, I'm very flattered, but you see...
Man: You are our only chance, Dr. Crane, and she must be defeated.
[carried away] She is evil! Heckles in 1704 was two days
late with his condo fee and she lowered the water pressure
in his shower. Eventually he died.
Frasier: Of bad water pressure?
Man: No, I think it was a hunting accident. But he spent his last
months on this earth unable to get all the conditioner out
of his hair. Only you posses the charisma and courage to
defeat her.
Fortunately, I don't use conditioner.
Man: We would like you to be our candidate to go up against her
in the upcoming elections.
Frasier: Well, I'm very flattered, but you see...
Man: You are our only chance, Dr. Crane, and she must be defeated.
[carried away] She is evil! Heckles in 1704 was two days
late with his condo fee and she lowered the water pressure
in his shower. Eventually he died.
Frasier: Of bad water pressure?
Man: No, I think it was a hunting accident. But he spent his last
months on this earth unable to get all the conditioner out
of his hair. Only you posses the charisma and courage to
defeat her.
Fortunately, I don't use conditioner.