Wii Would Like to Prey.

Apr 22, 2008 08:21

Have wii played yet?

Wanna lose weight? Would Wii like to lose weight? Ever played Wii Boxing?

Get Wee with Wii! The Wii Diet will (wiill) get you slim. Are you tired of dealing with reality? Wii have the pseudo-solution.

Punch the ever-loving fuck out of a virtual partner. Play tennis with someone you have never met. Learn how to bowl. Again. Learn how to virtually bowl with a hand-held device that makes you learn how to bowl all over again.

And I love it.

The "Wii Diet" is copyrighted 2008 by me. And my new copyrighted name is Christopher Stonehouse. Thanks to Melissa Patterson.
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