Notes from a Movie-Idea Brainstorming Session...
-A conservative man has to perform a favor for a friend by filling a shift at a sex shop. A conservative woman is compelled to visit the shop to return a product for an embarrassed friend. They meet and are strangely attracted to a person each perceives as perverse.
-A white man and a black woman begin dating, only to discover that before the Civil War his family once owned her family. Hilarity ensues.
-A male stripper, dressed in his “cop uniform”, arrives at a house to do an exotic dance, only to be mistaken for a real cop, and called to investigate the kidnapping of a beautiful movie star.
-An American woman meets a handsome Peruvian and begins to fall in love, only to discover that he was once a member of a cannibal tribe who ate her husband. Hilarity ensues.
-A hillbilly falls in love with a woman who is afraid of pick-up trucks and flannel.
-A librarian falls in love with a man who is illiterate.
-Abraham Lincoln falls in love with Robert E. Lee.
-A piece of Limburger cheese falls in love with a bottle of Febreeze.
-A white man and a black woman begin dating, only to discover that before the Civil War his family once owned her family. Hilarity ensues.
-A male stripper, dressed in his “cop uniform”, arrives at a house to do an exotic dance, only to be mistaken for a real cop, and called to investigate the kidnapping of a beautiful movie star.
-An American woman meets a handsome Peruvian and begins to fall in love, only to discover that he was once a member of a cannibal tribe who ate her husband. Hilarity ensues.
-A hillbilly falls in love with a woman who is afraid of pick-up trucks and flannel.
-A librarian falls in love with a man who is illiterate.
-Abraham Lincoln falls in love with Robert E. Lee.
-A piece of Limburger cheese falls in love with a bottle of Febreeze.