Booze booze booze
Getting drunk = fun
Getting drunk when your friends aren't = not as fun...but still fun
Moral of the story = Sorry for leaving so many messages on your phone, Andrew. If I had known you were trying to enjoy Indiana Jones, I would've called earlier and told you to take in a different movie. ZING!
This message brought to you by a drunk Wesley reminding you to drink before you drive...wait, that's a terrible message! Who the fuck approved this!?
Getting drunk when your friends aren't = not as fun...but still fun
Moral of the story = Sorry for leaving so many messages on your phone, Andrew. If I had known you were trying to enjoy Indiana Jones, I would've called earlier and told you to take in a different movie. ZING!
This message brought to you by a drunk Wesley reminding you to drink before you drive...wait, that's a terrible message! Who the fuck approved this!?