I'm on the list.
I discovered my superpower this morning. Seriously.
I woke up about a half hour before my alarm went off, and my first thoughts were something to the effect of, "Someone's been masturbating in this apartment, and it wasn't me!" When I finally pulled myself out of bed and asked Justin, he confirmed that this was the case. This is the first time he's masturbated in eons, save for a private performance a little while ago, so it's not just some odd coincidence. No, the one time he wanks, I can sense it through my sleep.
And before you ask, no, I don't think I heard him. Possible, but unlikely. First, he's quiet in general. Second, I had the humidifier running, which acts as a white noise generator. Third, he was in the other room, with headphones on, so it's not even like I heard the porn itself.
It must be supernatural.
My question, however, is this: if the fate of the world is left in the hands of superheroes, where does Miss Masturbation Sense fit in? How can I help save the world?
I woke up about a half hour before my alarm went off, and my first thoughts were something to the effect of, "Someone's been masturbating in this apartment, and it wasn't me!" When I finally pulled myself out of bed and asked Justin, he confirmed that this was the case. This is the first time he's masturbated in eons, save for a private performance a little while ago, so it's not just some odd coincidence. No, the one time he wanks, I can sense it through my sleep.
And before you ask, no, I don't think I heard him. Possible, but unlikely. First, he's quiet in general. Second, I had the humidifier running, which acts as a white noise generator. Third, he was in the other room, with headphones on, so it's not even like I heard the porn itself.
It must be supernatural.
My question, however, is this: if the fate of the world is left in the hands of superheroes, where does Miss Masturbation Sense fit in? How can I help save the world?