they'll put those goddamn princesses on everything these days, won't they?

[phinnia]

Misread "disney family vacation planning" ad as one for "disney family planning". The images that last one brings to mind are so disturbingly fabulous. Sword in the Stone condoms! Snow White and the Seven Dwarves extra strength personal lubricant! Beauty and the Beast harnesses .... The Little Mermaid wet-fetish gear

there is something not right with my brain. also if i am suddenly found to be missing i've probably been kidnapped by the Disney corporation for crimes against humanity. Or crimes against corporate mice. Or something.