you could probably get the secret service guys to do it in a pinch. i bet he tips well and has good snacks in the fridge.
embarassing question: what the hell is the vehicle in
this post, some kind of airplane/helicopter/something? it looks like a camo winnebago with pontoons on it.
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here's the followup where they go on their actual date. i keep thinking that this is what people must have done when Kennedy was in office, or Roosevelt or all those other guys that brought class to the presidency.)
(kal penn icon due to his dayjob these days. closest i have to anything remotely presidential.)