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Dear snippy-ass receptionist in Medical Specialties:
If you say "the nurse is just finishing up with a patient", do not be surprised if I ask to hold. And if you then say "it'll be a while" directly after "she's just finishing up with a patient", one of these statements is a lie.
If you say "she's just finishing up with a patient", do not be surprised if I call back in half an hour to see if she's done with said patient.
You see, your department is already on notice. Initially SOMEONE held up my file for SIX FUCKING WEEKS when I was trying to get an intake appointment. I had to call back every day to get that sorted out. Don't push me, because I will call back every day to get this straightened out too. I have more than enough time, and given that you've already lied to me once, I will enjoy making you squirm.
I have absolutely no faith that you have given the nurse my message, given the fact that the last time I phoned (last Wednesday) I was told to leave a message (very likely by you) and since I'm still calling you, this means that no one has gotten back to me yet. (I realize you have a little problem with truth. If you need this in picture book format, I'm happy to oblige. I'll make it while I'm waiting for the nurse to call me back. OH WAIT. I bet you may even be reading big boy books by then.)
I know damn well my test results are in. I need my test results to schedule or not schedule the damn cheek biopsy and the dental exam to confirm that I have this specific autoimmune problem. If I wait on you to do it, I will be waiting until Satan dresses up in a pink spangled tutu to compete in the singles category at Hell's Ice Capades.
In conclusion, test results or GTFO.
phin.
If you say "the nurse is just finishing up with a patient", do not be surprised if I ask to hold. And if you then say "it'll be a while" directly after "she's just finishing up with a patient", one of these statements is a lie.
If you say "she's just finishing up with a patient", do not be surprised if I call back in half an hour to see if she's done with said patient.
You see, your department is already on notice. Initially SOMEONE held up my file for SIX FUCKING WEEKS when I was trying to get an intake appointment. I had to call back every day to get that sorted out. Don't push me, because I will call back every day to get this straightened out too. I have more than enough time, and given that you've already lied to me once, I will enjoy making you squirm.
I have absolutely no faith that you have given the nurse my message, given the fact that the last time I phoned (last Wednesday) I was told to leave a message (very likely by you) and since I'm still calling you, this means that no one has gotten back to me yet. (I realize you have a little problem with truth. If you need this in picture book format, I'm happy to oblige. I'll make it while I'm waiting for the nurse to call me back. OH WAIT. I bet you may even be reading big boy books by then.)
I know damn well my test results are in. I need my test results to schedule or not schedule the damn cheek biopsy and the dental exam to confirm that I have this specific autoimmune problem. If I wait on you to do it, I will be waiting until Satan dresses up in a pink spangled tutu to compete in the singles category at Hell's Ice Capades.
In conclusion, test results or GTFO.
phin.