Random long meme.
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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss a lot of people right now.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (In the past week, I've watched... 0.)
× I own lots of books. (2 shelves worth.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I did in 4th/5th grade. Then my farsighted eyes shifted themselves back to awesomeness. My left eye is weaker, however, due to a horrible sinus infection I got in 2nd grade.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Just got in some Super Metroid.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Start of Xmas break, freshman year in college. Did it as a peace offering to a girl who was horribly upset at me. The longer version makes more sense.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (With about 10 other people!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Diplomacy is the best policy. Lies are usually looked down upon and ruin credibility, however -- I usually just withhold information as needed.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Not frequently, though.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Not to work, but my backpack has a leatherman. Utility's great.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Only to some. And ashamed really isn't the best word choice.)
× I hate the rain. (Loooove.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I enjoy my individuality)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Want more than need, but duh.)
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (at 6+ inches it becomes an oven for my head.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Older bro!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Actually got brought in a week prior to avoid dual citizenship.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I don't even have Caller ID on my land line.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (For the most part... working on the dislikes.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (But I'm still split about how (un)regulated it should be.)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (If I knew I had it, it wouldn't be hidden, now would it?)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I own neither.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Sadly.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I'm multi-talented!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (My friends don't do violent things.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Woo mild to cats.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I KNOW EVERYTHING.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Used to be, but then I realized I was away so much there wasn't a point.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (alcohol *is* a drug.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Rather, I'd risk my life. There's a subtle difference.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Which is also why Christmas and Easter rock.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Social liberal, economic moderate. So "ish")
× Republican. (Considering the current label belongs to socially conservative, economically liberal... no.)
× I don't even know what I am. (A man!)
× I am punk rockish. (ha.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (moreso recently than in the past.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Well, recently. I tuck my loops in, which is something the entire cross country team used to do. It's quite effective.)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (Love is stretching it.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (For the most part... working on the dislikes.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I am right now. And I'm at work.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (It wasn't a tall bridge, mind you...)
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Graduate?)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (I used to think so, but I basically have one now and it's not too bad. I'll NEED field work in my career, though.)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (I adore all colors.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (There are exceptions, but hell no!)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (If only for bad food selection)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Because they're online!)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (No, but I've thought that about a lot of other people. Maybe I'm just egocentric.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (I see through distractions, and doing so only brings them to the forefront.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (The only guy I make an effort to avoid I see like once every three weeks or so. Hardly someone I work with.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (Ew.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Completely? I keep the good ideas and throw the ones wrapped in the pot haze with no reason to exist away in an delightful inferno.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (While part of me is all for management of the human population, I really can't think of someone I'd want to kill myself.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I've got a few things, and keep it at that.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Don't do it too often, but it's nice.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (Only when playing pool or throwing frisbee.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (That makes... no... sense. Colony = other people.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Tags are silly.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (More than most, but extremely is not me.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (But making out involves both, and that's fun.)
× I want to own my own business. (I usually enjoy being a second in command kinda guy.)
✓ I smoke. (Cigars when offered, and never touched a cigarette.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (y helo thar work.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Plenty of times. These people were freaks.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (more likely to laugh.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Especially the ones that accents breasts!)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (But sometimes I dislike finding out why even more or dealing with passive-aggressive BS and just turn it to apathy.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (But who plays strip poker with no one else?)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Too skeptical for most the stuff, but I still give some people the benefit of the doubt. (I need more than 'my building's haunted because the air vent keeps blowing down a poster!'))
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (Only in my head. I express quite the opposite.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (My awesomeness stands for itself.)
✓ I am a Libertarian. (Ish. Again, social liberal, economic moderate. Also, http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Je suis meilleur que toi.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Like em both equally. But science >>>>> history.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Not in the emotional sense, more in the detached big picture sense. So crying over that is kinda silly.)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Who collects consoles?)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (...what?)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (It isn't so much as forgetting as choosing to do something else.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Moreso in the past, but sure.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Ew.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (But not because they said so. Rather, because it was awesome and those silly people are just wrong.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Directly proportional to their "plight" and the person in question. If it/they are being stupid, then yes.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I'd want to do so just to defy the past time travel paradox!)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (*laughs at all who did*)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (But more importantly I just wish people would be less stupid. Then I could be empathetic and honest and not worry about it.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (DnD virgin. But I'm horribly proficient in the lingo.)
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (I want to live on my own when I grow up.)
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Napoleon and Joan of Arc. I think it'd be awesome.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (I'm petless.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (At Boy Scout camp! But not with the Boy Scouts!)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Woo middle school drama.)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I'd rather play ultimate than read a book, usually. But quite often my fun things are intellectual, so...)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Nah. I multi-task and do whatever coincides with what I want to do more.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Because then I'd just do them again later. Gotta learn sometime.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I'm plenty proud in what little I've done!)
× I need more time to myself. (I've got plenty.)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (But only a very small bit. Any more than that and I'd lose the ability to discern.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (of what?)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I give snappy answers to stupid questions, but I don't just walk up to strangers, ask them "Have you hugged a whale today?" and keep walking.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (of what?)
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (I love truthing people >_>)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (love singing to it.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Summertime and the wind is blowing outside, in lower Chelsea, I don't know what I'm doing in this city. The sun is always in m-y eyes; it crashes through the window, and I'm sleeping on the couch where I came to visit you. That's when I knew that I could never have you. I knew that before you did, still I'm the one who's stupid. And there's this buuurning, like there's always been. I've never so alone, and I've never been so alive.
(Done from memory.))
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Nope!)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (but it's pleasant, because I'm flipping between this and two maps playing "one of these shapes is not like the other".)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Nah, I interact better with the ones in real life.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (Nah.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Ew.)
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss a lot of people right now.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (In the past week, I've watched... 0.)
× I own lots of books. (2 shelves worth.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I did in 4th/5th grade. Then my farsighted eyes shifted themselves back to awesomeness. My left eye is weaker, however, due to a horrible sinus infection I got in 2nd grade.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Just got in some Super Metroid.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Start of Xmas break, freshman year in college. Did it as a peace offering to a girl who was horribly upset at me. The longer version makes more sense.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (With about 10 other people!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Diplomacy is the best policy. Lies are usually looked down upon and ruin credibility, however -- I usually just withhold information as needed.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Not frequently, though.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Not to work, but my backpack has a leatherman. Utility's great.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Only to some. And ashamed really isn't the best word choice.)
× I hate the rain. (Loooove.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I enjoy my individuality)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Want more than need, but duh.)
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (at 6+ inches it becomes an oven for my head.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Older bro!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Actually got brought in a week prior to avoid dual citizenship.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I don't even have Caller ID on my land line.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (For the most part... working on the dislikes.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (But I'm still split about how (un)regulated it should be.)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (If I knew I had it, it wouldn't be hidden, now would it?)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I own neither.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Sadly.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I'm multi-talented!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (My friends don't do violent things.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Woo mild to cats.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I KNOW EVERYTHING.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Used to be, but then I realized I was away so much there wasn't a point.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (alcohol *is* a drug.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Rather, I'd risk my life. There's a subtle difference.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Which is also why Christmas and Easter rock.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Social liberal, economic moderate. So "ish")
× Republican. (Considering the current label belongs to socially conservative, economically liberal... no.)
× I don't even know what I am. (A man!)
× I am punk rockish. (ha.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (moreso recently than in the past.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Well, recently. I tuck my loops in, which is something the entire cross country team used to do. It's quite effective.)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (Love is stretching it.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (For the most part... working on the dislikes.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I am right now. And I'm at work.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (It wasn't a tall bridge, mind you...)
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Graduate?)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (I used to think so, but I basically have one now and it's not too bad. I'll NEED field work in my career, though.)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (I adore all colors.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (There are exceptions, but hell no!)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (If only for bad food selection)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Because they're online!)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (No, but I've thought that about a lot of other people. Maybe I'm just egocentric.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (I see through distractions, and doing so only brings them to the forefront.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (The only guy I make an effort to avoid I see like once every three weeks or so. Hardly someone I work with.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (Ew.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Completely? I keep the good ideas and throw the ones wrapped in the pot haze with no reason to exist away in an delightful inferno.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (While part of me is all for management of the human population, I really can't think of someone I'd want to kill myself.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I've got a few things, and keep it at that.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Don't do it too often, but it's nice.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous. (Only when playing pool or throwing frisbee.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (That makes... no... sense. Colony = other people.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Tags are silly.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (More than most, but extremely is not me.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (But making out involves both, and that's fun.)
× I want to own my own business. (I usually enjoy being a second in command kinda guy.)
✓ I smoke. (Cigars when offered, and never touched a cigarette.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (y helo thar work.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Plenty of times. These people were freaks.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (more likely to laugh.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Especially the ones that accents breasts!)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (But sometimes I dislike finding out why even more or dealing with passive-aggressive BS and just turn it to apathy.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (But who plays strip poker with no one else?)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Too skeptical for most the stuff, but I still give some people the benefit of the doubt. (I need more than 'my building's haunted because the air vent keeps blowing down a poster!'))
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (Only in my head. I express quite the opposite.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (My awesomeness stands for itself.)
✓ I am a Libertarian. (Ish. Again, social liberal, economic moderate. Also, http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Je suis meilleur que toi.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Like em both equally. But science >>>>> history.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Not in the emotional sense, more in the detached big picture sense. So crying over that is kinda silly.)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Who collects consoles?)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (...what?)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (It isn't so much as forgetting as choosing to do something else.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Moreso in the past, but sure.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Ew.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (But not because they said so. Rather, because it was awesome and those silly people are just wrong.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Directly proportional to their "plight" and the person in question. If it/they are being stupid, then yes.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I'd want to do so just to defy the past time travel paradox!)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (*laughs at all who did*)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (But more importantly I just wish people would be less stupid. Then I could be empathetic and honest and not worry about it.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (DnD virgin. But I'm horribly proficient in the lingo.)
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (I want to live on my own when I grow up.)
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Napoleon and Joan of Arc. I think it'd be awesome.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (I'm petless.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (At Boy Scout camp! But not with the Boy Scouts!)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Woo middle school drama.)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I'd rather play ultimate than read a book, usually. But quite often my fun things are intellectual, so...)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Nah. I multi-task and do whatever coincides with what I want to do more.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Because then I'd just do them again later. Gotta learn sometime.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I'm plenty proud in what little I've done!)
× I need more time to myself. (I've got plenty.)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (But only a very small bit. Any more than that and I'd lose the ability to discern.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (of what?)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I give snappy answers to stupid questions, but I don't just walk up to strangers, ask them "Have you hugged a whale today?" and keep walking.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (of what?)
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (I love truthing people >_>)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (love singing to it.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Summertime and the wind is blowing outside, in lower Chelsea, I don't know what I'm doing in this city. The sun is always in m-y eyes; it crashes through the window, and I'm sleeping on the couch where I came to visit you. That's when I knew that I could never have you. I knew that before you did, still I'm the one who's stupid. And there's this buuurning, like there's always been. I've never so alone, and I've never been so alive.
(Done from memory.))
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Nope!)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (but it's pleasant, because I'm flipping between this and two maps playing "one of these shapes is not like the other".)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Nah, I interact better with the ones in real life.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (Nah.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Ew.)