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[philokalia]

thanks to ambermae

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[uncreatedlight]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed rcnonperson's flat tire (15 points). In October chrisbob and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I gave sottovocedacapo a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (30 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
uncreatedlight

You've eaten horse? Hey. If you admit it, I will too. But not until then, you understand.

;)

[philokalia]

of course, i've eaten horse many times. there was a french butcher's shop at home which worked exclusively with horse.

[uncreatedlight]

Well, that settles it.

Horse is mighty tasty, really. Good eats.

[naqerj]

Dog, too.

Really.

[philokalia]

not monkey

definitely. not. monkey

[uncreatedlight]

In what context was this puppy carnage?

;)

Asian meal?

[naqerj]

Pacific, actually.