I have three pets two dogs and one rabbit.
Today I had a break thorugh usually I read my Cosmo cover to cover but today I decided to skip all those sex tips. Why might one ask? Well first of all I've already soaked up enough of them to fill three life times. Secondly I've yet to meet the man who deserved for me to pull them out even though I usually do, But mostly because I've read my fair share of Maxim's and FHM's along with a few Playboys (I read the articles I swear) not once have I seen a list for them with a big heading that reads 101 ways to wow her in bed or the top ten most intimate spots on her body you didnt know about. Nope not once. So I ask myself today why do we care? And when did we start caring? I think it's time we started being a little more selfish. I think its time Cosmo started printing 101 ways to get the most out of sex for yourself while not giving a shit about him because he's thinking for himself! For those of you out there who have more selfless boyfriends then hold on to them their a keeper. But Im sick and tired of reading article after article of quotes from guys saying how they want to mix it up in bed I own two Karma Sutra books and my stupid ex wouldnt do a damn position except missionary and women on top. He didnt care about mixing up positions he cared about talking me into doing it up the ass no way in hell. So Im sick of Cosmo trying to tell us to liven it up because we are soooo boring it bed cause you know what they are more boring then us by far. BY FAR! Were the ones studying how to not be boring in bed they are the ones doing the same 5 tricks they learnt in junior year of highschool again and again and again. Whose with me here?