Stop freaking me out Adam Lambert

Nov 20, 2009 10:50

Have you guys seen the google ad for Adam Lambert. It gives me the willies. He looks like the love child of P!nk and Eddie Izzard. Dude, has a big friggin head. Looks like it tore his mom up. That is what my family affectionately calls a head mo'lotty. (Head mo'lotty. Head mo'lotty. Got mo head than anybody.) Seriously, that kid has a huge friggin head. I'm feeling pain just sitting here thinking of his birth. I may need to lay down and prop my legs up on a wall or chair or something. Wait. Adam Lambert. Is that the guy from idol that sounds like Ethel Merman? He also reminds me of Kristen Alderson, the teen that plays Star Manning on ABC's All My Children. She's been on the show since she was 4. Child is also head mo'lotty but she wears it well. Unlike Lambert who is all like 'come feel my big mo'lotty head. Check my pucker. Look into my eyes whilst I steal your soul and feast upon your brains. Watch my head grow a lotty mo.' Alright, that's all I wanted.

Here's the ad in case you're wondering 'wth is she talking about now?'




Ally is bored at work. I will sleep now.

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