life and times of really bored northern people (aka 'you damn yanks!')
alrigt first off id like to start the journal out with a lil statistic
# of times I've had my ass chewed this week: 12
# of times I've actually given a shit: 0
With that said and done, I now get to teach a class on hand to hand combat next week (yay me) all because SSgt had to be watching when I made all my senior marines in my squad tap out.....They didnt take to kindly to that.
"This kids like a Semper Fu master." - Cpl. Martinez
Barely passed room inspection...fortunately GySgt likes us.....so all he did was make fun of us....
"Hey, check it out, I dont care if you gotta throw on the french maid outfit, but pick this shit up. And dont tell me you dont have a french maid outfit. I KNOW you were issued one in boot camp."
I have 3 dollars to my name, thanks to this awesome "Lets pack a bunch of shit we dont need for iraq" inspection......who charges 5 bucks for punch rods anyway?
Aside from that, I have been dying to engage in random thought provoking conversation.....I got two rednecks for roommates and all they talk about is George Strait and their trucks.....And i swear if i hear 'long black train' one more time, someone's gonna get a 'long brown boot' in their face.
Y'know whats really motivating? The soundtrack to Pirates of the Carribean. I mean, sure, for a gay man, Jack can fight and all, but its the music that gets me going. Makes me wanna throw on a pirate patch and walk aound saying "Arr Matey" or something to that extent.
Speaking of rednecks, i had a confederate insurrection again today. The south rose again and threw me out of my room (while I was sleeping, no less! Talk about total disregard for anybodies sleep time....it was a pretty comfortable nap in any case....)
And thats all i have to say,.....im me if u are bored cuz i really really am right now.
# of times I've had my ass chewed this week: 12
# of times I've actually given a shit: 0
With that said and done, I now get to teach a class on hand to hand combat next week (yay me) all because SSgt had to be watching when I made all my senior marines in my squad tap out.....They didnt take to kindly to that.
"This kids like a Semper Fu master." - Cpl. Martinez
Barely passed room inspection...fortunately GySgt likes us.....so all he did was make fun of us....
"Hey, check it out, I dont care if you gotta throw on the french maid outfit, but pick this shit up. And dont tell me you dont have a french maid outfit. I KNOW you were issued one in boot camp."
I have 3 dollars to my name, thanks to this awesome "Lets pack a bunch of shit we dont need for iraq" inspection......who charges 5 bucks for punch rods anyway?
Aside from that, I have been dying to engage in random thought provoking conversation.....I got two rednecks for roommates and all they talk about is George Strait and their trucks.....And i swear if i hear 'long black train' one more time, someone's gonna get a 'long brown boot' in their face.
Y'know whats really motivating? The soundtrack to Pirates of the Carribean. I mean, sure, for a gay man, Jack can fight and all, but its the music that gets me going. Makes me wanna throw on a pirate patch and walk aound saying "Arr Matey" or something to that extent.
Speaking of rednecks, i had a confederate insurrection again today. The south rose again and threw me out of my room (while I was sleeping, no less! Talk about total disregard for anybodies sleep time....it was a pretty comfortable nap in any case....)
And thats all i have to say,.....im me if u are bored cuz i really really am right now.