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the latest voicemail on my cell phone
from my good friend funnypants
"..you little cock suckin dick suckin faggot you better pick up this fuckin phone.. RIGHT god damn now..
because i, sir, am actually only about five.. to three.. to four.. to maybe two point seven five minutes away..
so stop fuckin jerkin off.. and give ol pants a call.. on the cock phone..
HUH! FUCK! YEAH! COCK!"
from my good friend funnypants
"..you little cock suckin dick suckin faggot you better pick up this fuckin phone.. RIGHT god damn now..
because i, sir, am actually only about five.. to three.. to four.. to maybe two point seven five minutes away..
so stop fuckin jerkin off.. and give ol pants a call.. on the cock phone..
HUH! FUCK! YEAH! COCK!"