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Louisville for the past few days.
Thursday night, got drunk with the bros at the KD suite and played some video games. Me Kiernan and Colin posted our pubic hair on the bulletin board in the office. Uncalled for but I think it's a promising new dynamic to the brohood. Henceforth we shall post indiscriminately.
Been to the malls several times to find perfume for Beth. I finally got it yesterday, the last bottle in stock.
Yesterday was cookie days so that means that the cousins went bowling and then to hooters. I've still never lost a game of bowling on cookie day. Hooter's was all right, I definitely see it a bit differently now. Our waitress was pretty classy though, for a Hooter's girl.
I've been working out at JCC and doing a good job of it. My new best friends there are the rowing machine and the bicycles, to add on to other previous best friends.
Being back is still pretty weird. I don't really feel anything, though, except about once or twice a day when I miss UMass. That's usually in the shower or right before I go to sleep. I like to talk about it with my friends but I don't think I'll ever be able to really explain everything to anyone. Mark and Hilary were two people who I could tell anything to, and I don't have that here like I used to, because everyone's image of me remains the same while I have changed quite a bit. Still it's good to have my bros here that will do outrageous things like cut off pubic hair and pin it onto bulletin boards or above doorways.
Oh I got my pictures back from Massachusetts today. They are pretty awesome. Some lack in photo quality but the most important ones turned out well. I didn't mean to order doubles, but apparently I did and I have two copies of everything. And they gave me four copies of the picture of me and Hilary on her bed. After sex or a bj or something, I don't remember.
Amendment: Here is what Kiernan and I wrote on the back of the framed picture of the official KD "white rose" on the wall. In girl handwriting.
"Concerning All KDs:
I fear that posterity may not fully appreciate the sexual potential of the KD Suite/Pleasure Oasis:
-To fully please your man:
1. Fold out chairs are prime time for Cowgirl :)
2. Save ur lips--vacuum cleaners give good head.
3. 4 hand jobs--robes in ritual closet work better than lube.
- If ur man can't step up
1. Check the office for tools to rock ur own clit.
2. If ur looking 4 doggy, stools make 4 good leverage.
- Ready n' wet, but unquenched:
1. Broomsticks in pantry are handy, but watch out 4 ur cervix!!
2. 4 greater girth, look to the sea: conch shells' corkscrew point straight to an orgasm!!
3. Phil Feger and Kiernan McCullough are at ur disposal."
Thursday night, got drunk with the bros at the KD suite and played some video games. Me Kiernan and Colin posted our pubic hair on the bulletin board in the office. Uncalled for but I think it's a promising new dynamic to the brohood. Henceforth we shall post indiscriminately.
Been to the malls several times to find perfume for Beth. I finally got it yesterday, the last bottle in stock.
Yesterday was cookie days so that means that the cousins went bowling and then to hooters. I've still never lost a game of bowling on cookie day. Hooter's was all right, I definitely see it a bit differently now. Our waitress was pretty classy though, for a Hooter's girl.
I've been working out at JCC and doing a good job of it. My new best friends there are the rowing machine and the bicycles, to add on to other previous best friends.
Being back is still pretty weird. I don't really feel anything, though, except about once or twice a day when I miss UMass. That's usually in the shower or right before I go to sleep. I like to talk about it with my friends but I don't think I'll ever be able to really explain everything to anyone. Mark and Hilary were two people who I could tell anything to, and I don't have that here like I used to, because everyone's image of me remains the same while I have changed quite a bit. Still it's good to have my bros here that will do outrageous things like cut off pubic hair and pin it onto bulletin boards or above doorways.
Oh I got my pictures back from Massachusetts today. They are pretty awesome. Some lack in photo quality but the most important ones turned out well. I didn't mean to order doubles, but apparently I did and I have two copies of everything. And they gave me four copies of the picture of me and Hilary on her bed. After sex or a bj or something, I don't remember.
Amendment: Here is what Kiernan and I wrote on the back of the framed picture of the official KD "white rose" on the wall. In girl handwriting.
"Concerning All KDs:
I fear that posterity may not fully appreciate the sexual potential of the KD Suite/Pleasure Oasis:
-To fully please your man:
1. Fold out chairs are prime time for Cowgirl :)
2. Save ur lips--vacuum cleaners give good head.
3. 4 hand jobs--robes in ritual closet work better than lube.
- If ur man can't step up
1. Check the office for tools to rock ur own clit.
2. If ur looking 4 doggy, stools make 4 good leverage.
- Ready n' wet, but unquenched:
1. Broomsticks in pantry are handy, but watch out 4 ur cervix!!
2. 4 greater girth, look to the sea: conch shells' corkscrew point straight to an orgasm!!
3. Phil Feger and Kiernan McCullough are at ur disposal."