I want David Mamet's wit.

[phillipthorpe]

"I talked to Jeremy [Piven] on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury," said [David] Mamet, in a statement to Variety, demonstrating his warm and charitable side. "My understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."

funny! <3

(via this article.)