Gearing Up For FAWM #1
Sometimes I get a parody idea and think, "This is too obvious; someone must have already done it". But since I don't know of a parody registry, I also don't know how to check and be sure. Anyway...turning Beatles songs into LotR material seems wrong in all the right ways.
The Long And Winding Road (Tolkien Edition)
TTTO: The Long And Winding Road
Lennon/McCartney
The long and winding road
That leads to Mordor
Will never let me be
I've crawled that road before
It always leads me here
Leads me to Mordor
The cold and clammy marsh
Where old ghosts rose of late
Has Hobbits mesmerized
Ready for their fate
Why leave me standing here?
Open up the gate
Many times I've worn the ring
And never can I hide
None but "precious" truly know
The many ways I've tried
And still it leads me back
To the long and winding road
You left me only fear
A long, long time ago
Don't leave me whining here
Lead me to Mordor
But still it leads me back
To the long and winding road
You left me only fear
A long, long time ago
Don't keep me whining here
Lead me to Mordor
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
The Long And Winding Road (Tolkien Edition)
TTTO: The Long And Winding Road
Lennon/McCartney
The long and winding road
That leads to Mordor
Will never let me be
I've crawled that road before
It always leads me here
Leads me to Mordor
The cold and clammy marsh
Where old ghosts rose of late
Has Hobbits mesmerized
Ready for their fate
Why leave me standing here?
Open up the gate
Many times I've worn the ring
And never can I hide
None but "precious" truly know
The many ways I've tried
And still it leads me back
To the long and winding road
You left me only fear
A long, long time ago
Don't leave me whining here
Lead me to Mordor
But still it leads me back
To the long and winding road
You left me only fear
A long, long time ago
Don't keep me whining here
Lead me to Mordor
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)