How can I check lost-and-found when I'm too busy gettin' down?
Attn: Sexiest Man Ever
4H Memorial Camp
499 Old Timber Road
Monticello, IL 61856
Seriously, address it like that. I worked out a deal with the mail clerks, & I'll get your letters. Anyone who sends me food will earn a permanent place in my heart.
I'm going to be gone June 23 till July 3. I'm gonna be a counselor to all these junior high kids. They're so screwed =D
Someone keep me posted on Hell's Kitchen. I have an unhealthy obsession with that show. I was rooting for Gabe, but now that he's gone, I guess Garret. People I REALLY want gone are Tom and Virginia.
Relay for Life? Awesome. Monday Corners? Rockin'. Getting a response from Friendship Village? Slower than molasses in January.
Which reminds me of a joke Monica told me.
So there's three moles, right? Baby Mole, Mama Mole, and Papa Mole. They all live in their mole home over by Farmer Joe's. One day, Famer Joe was making some breakfast. The Mole family gathered 'round.
Papa Mole stuck his head out the hole and said, "Mm, I smell bacon!"
Mama Mole stuck her head out the hole and said, "Mm, I smell pancakes!"
Well, Baby Mole wanted to stick his head out the hole and smell the food, but Papa Mole and Mama Mole were in the way! So he says, "Aww man, I smell is molasses!"
Korea's off to a great start in the World Cup, but of course it still comes down to the last game. Root for Korea and Togo on Friday. Nobody likes the French. At all. And now their captain and one of their key defenders are suspended. Time for another African upset, like Ghana and Czech.
Movie Marathon tomorrow? Yeah. Call me.
Edit: Check out Ashley's parking job.
4H Memorial Camp
499 Old Timber Road
Monticello, IL 61856
Seriously, address it like that. I worked out a deal with the mail clerks, & I'll get your letters. Anyone who sends me food will earn a permanent place in my heart.
I'm going to be gone June 23 till July 3. I'm gonna be a counselor to all these junior high kids. They're so screwed =D
Someone keep me posted on Hell's Kitchen. I have an unhealthy obsession with that show. I was rooting for Gabe, but now that he's gone, I guess Garret. People I REALLY want gone are Tom and Virginia.
Relay for Life? Awesome. Monday Corners? Rockin'. Getting a response from Friendship Village? Slower than molasses in January.
Which reminds me of a joke Monica told me.
So there's three moles, right? Baby Mole, Mama Mole, and Papa Mole. They all live in their mole home over by Farmer Joe's. One day, Famer Joe was making some breakfast. The Mole family gathered 'round.
Papa Mole stuck his head out the hole and said, "Mm, I smell bacon!"
Mama Mole stuck her head out the hole and said, "Mm, I smell pancakes!"
Well, Baby Mole wanted to stick his head out the hole and smell the food, but Papa Mole and Mama Mole were in the way! So he says, "Aww man, I smell is molasses!"
Korea's off to a great start in the World Cup, but of course it still comes down to the last game. Root for Korea and Togo on Friday. Nobody likes the French. At all. And now their captain and one of their key defenders are suspended. Time for another African upset, like Ghana and Czech.
Movie Marathon tomorrow? Yeah. Call me.
Edit: Check out Ashley's parking job.