New Numb3rs fic
Title: Post-season Stats
Characters: Charlie/Colby
Word Count: 200
Rating: T for implied sex act. What exactly you need to use you imagination.
Summary: “Since when do the Anaheim Ducks have anything to do with your work?”
Author's Notes: I know NOTHING about hockey. The stats are gakked from the Ducks official website. Explanation in of the stats in the assertion. Not a wormhole fic. The Janus List never happened.
"Chris Pronger: 15, 3, 11, 14, 6, 22, 0, 1, 0, 0, 52, 5.8, 31:16, 32.8, and 0.0. Ryan Getzlaf: 16, 5, 8, 13, 1, 24, 0, 3, 1, 3, 49, 10.2, 22:27, 28.8, 41.9. Teemu Selanne: 16…"
“Charlie, what are you muttering?”
“Nothing, Colby, go back into dinner. I… ah… I just need to work on something for my Cognitive Emergence Theory.”
“Since when do the Anaheim Ducks have anything to do with your work?”
“Huh? Oh, yeah, they don’t.”
“Then, why were you muttering stats for the top three players?”
“Top three post-season players. The top three regular season players were Teemu Selanne, Andy McDonald, and Scott Niedermayer.”
“Okay, then. Why were you muttering stats for the top three post-season players?”
“I don’t think I should go in to dinner with my father, my boss, and my brother like this.”
“Oh, I see where that could be a problem, but I’ve got a solution.”
“Ah… Colby…”
“Keep doing the stats, Whiz Kid.”
“Why?”
“I find it sexy.”
“Okay, but they might not make sense.”
"Teemu Selanne: 16, 5, 7, 12, 2, 8, 1, 0, 0, 2, 52, 9.6, 19:38, 26.4, 59.5. Samuel Pahlsson: 16, 2, 8, 10, 6…”
Characters: Charlie/Colby
Word Count: 200
Rating: T for implied sex act. What exactly you need to use you imagination.
Summary: “Since when do the Anaheim Ducks have anything to do with your work?”
Author's Notes: I know NOTHING about hockey. The stats are gakked from the Ducks official website. Explanation in of the stats in the assertion. Not a wormhole fic. The Janus List never happened.
"Chris Pronger: 15, 3, 11, 14, 6, 22, 0, 1, 0, 0, 52, 5.8, 31:16, 32.8, and 0.0. Ryan Getzlaf: 16, 5, 8, 13, 1, 24, 0, 3, 1, 3, 49, 10.2, 22:27, 28.8, 41.9. Teemu Selanne: 16…"
“Charlie, what are you muttering?”
“Nothing, Colby, go back into dinner. I… ah… I just need to work on something for my Cognitive Emergence Theory.”
“Since when do the Anaheim Ducks have anything to do with your work?”
“Huh? Oh, yeah, they don’t.”
“Then, why were you muttering stats for the top three players?”
“Top three post-season players. The top three regular season players were Teemu Selanne, Andy McDonald, and Scott Niedermayer.”
“Okay, then. Why were you muttering stats for the top three post-season players?”
“I don’t think I should go in to dinner with my father, my boss, and my brother like this.”
“Oh, I see where that could be a problem, but I’ve got a solution.”
“Ah… Colby…”
“Keep doing the stats, Whiz Kid.”
“Why?”
“I find it sexy.”
“Okay, but they might not make sense.”
"Teemu Selanne: 16, 5, 7, 12, 2, 8, 1, 0, 0, 2, 52, 9.6, 19:38, 26.4, 59.5. Samuel Pahlsson: 16, 2, 8, 10, 6…”