ALL HAIL OUR GODS, MOOKITTY, GROWLING SNAIL, AND LUMPY, MOOSE GOD

[phillbert]

Bow down before the might of our gods;

The Moo-Kitty
The Growling Snail
The Moose, Lumpy

They are omnipotent, and own us all.
Join us, and worship our gods. They will bring salvation... And pudding.