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Me (in shower) - "That smells like alcohol."
Laura (at sink, immediately beside shower) - "Yeah, hairspray does that."
Me - "You're plying your hair with alcohol!"
Laura - "Whatever, it's dead."
Me - "You're taking advantage of it in its impaired state to get it to do what you want!"
Laura - "Yeah, I'm a necrophiliac."
Me - "Ha!"
Laura - "Wait... necrofolliac."
Me - "Necrofollicleliac."
Laura (at sink, immediately beside shower) - "Yeah, hairspray does that."
Me - "You're plying your hair with alcohol!"
Laura - "Whatever, it's dead."
Me - "You're taking advantage of it in its impaired state to get it to do what you want!"
Laura - "Yeah, I'm a necrophiliac."
Me - "Ha!"
Laura - "Wait... necrofolliac."
Me - "Necrofollicleliac."