Archive Clearing: A Short History of Stupid People..
Again, I found this on my computer after having forgotten that I wrote it.
It seems like a moderately funny idea. Any other suggestions here?
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A Short History of Stupid People
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
(It tasted bad, and she caught E. Coli).
A fragile egg-man sat atop a stone wall.
(He broke into pieces at the slightest fall).
An old lady made a house out of candy.
(The house was eaten by bugs, who found it handy.)
It seems like a moderately funny idea. Any other suggestions here?
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A Short History of Stupid People
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
(It tasted bad, and she caught E. Coli).
A fragile egg-man sat atop a stone wall.
(He broke into pieces at the slightest fall).
An old lady made a house out of candy.
(The house was eaten by bugs, who found it handy.)