FaceBook & the Internet
I'm sick of Facebook. There are too many options, bullshit, games, photos, albums, grenades, flair, virtual crap, and goddess knows what else. I tried to post more then 6 lines and it fucks up. Bye-bye.
Remember when the Internet was nothing but fun stuff ? Now we have dancing, singing, farting ads all over the place. It's enough to make me ingest ipecac, just so I can puke all over some ad-mans shoes. Asshats.
Look, if you're in advertising, kill yourself. Do us all a favor and walk in front of a bus. Heh-heh, no, I'm just kidding. No I'm not; kill yourselves; you are suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of you. You serve no useful purpose that I can discern, other then what NOT to be when you grow up. Kill yourselves. You take the crapiest movies and make them look good so we drop 10 bucks on Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, and we're not getting that 90 minutes back. It's gone forever because of YOU. Kill yourselves. You constantly advertise products so much that we have to buy your useless crap just to shut you up. Even then, our respite is temporary because you've moved on to promoting some other bullshit idea/product/movie/show.
"Get ready for the most cutting edge new show this Fall. We take 6 people, lock them inside a large building with a serial killer ! And there is only one exit from the building. Can they find it in time or will Stab Man get to them first !? YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHOW !!"
You solidified gobs of infected mucus need to kill yourselves. Please, won't you kill yourselves ? Every time you push something on us, God kills a kitten. Kill yourselves in the most gruesome way possible and put it on TV.
Now THAT'S entertainment !
Remember when the Internet was nothing but fun stuff ? Now we have dancing, singing, farting ads all over the place. It's enough to make me ingest ipecac, just so I can puke all over some ad-mans shoes. Asshats.
Look, if you're in advertising, kill yourself. Do us all a favor and walk in front of a bus. Heh-heh, no, I'm just kidding. No I'm not; kill yourselves; you are suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of you. You serve no useful purpose that I can discern, other then what NOT to be when you grow up. Kill yourselves. You take the crapiest movies and make them look good so we drop 10 bucks on Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, and we're not getting that 90 minutes back. It's gone forever because of YOU. Kill yourselves. You constantly advertise products so much that we have to buy your useless crap just to shut you up. Even then, our respite is temporary because you've moved on to promoting some other bullshit idea/product/movie/show.
"Get ready for the most cutting edge new show this Fall. We take 6 people, lock them inside a large building with a serial killer ! And there is only one exit from the building. Can they find it in time or will Stab Man get to them first !? YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHOW !!"
You solidified gobs of infected mucus need to kill yourselves. Please, won't you kill yourselves ? Every time you push something on us, God kills a kitten. Kill yourselves in the most gruesome way possible and put it on TV.
Now THAT'S entertainment !