Tales from Rome III
Here are some even more wacky MSN tales from Rome. Note: this is far less mean than Kris' MSN journal posts.
PhoenixObsidian says:
how majestic it is, this good night, that the gracious Goddess brings worth to our hearts with her songs of merriment and frivolity
Philm says:
what a mighty saying
PhoenixObsidian says:
oh joyious is one such as I
Philm says:
i must say my lord that the increased mass of your facial hair certainly generates an aura of pomposity and demeanour about your person
PhoenixObsidian says:
and rightly so my little peseant-man. one cannot mildly bandy from place to place going about as a simple man. ONe must exsude grace, control and power at all times! and one must all so know what crops his fields may produce
Philm says:
ah as wise a saying as from the lips of plato or aristotle. actually most of aristotle was piffle and i would not wrap my slaves food in it
PhoenixObsidian says:
you speak of times yet to come??
Philm says:
no my lord of times past and in other dimensions! of a rome so great we can scarcely imagine the wealth we shall see or the number of piffling slaves that shall be crucified!
PhoenixObsidian says:
i piss on the romans
Philm says:
and from your great ivory tower im sure the urine projectile would be quite painful indeed. much like crucifiction
PhoenixObsidian says:
and what a glorious gold shower it shall be!
Philm says:
much like the one prophesied by the oracle of hythenaenum
PhoenixObsidian says:
tell me more of thsi "oracle"
Philm says:
his beard stretches the length of the roman forum and his hands have nailed more slaves to crosses than even caesar dare imagine! when he speaks the winds howl and when he goes to sleep the volcanos explode. His daughhters are as nubile as aphrodite himself and he also loves a good coffee
PhoenixObsidian says:
i liek beards
PhoenixObsidian says:
how majestic it is, this good night, that the gracious Goddess brings worth to our hearts with her songs of merriment and frivolity
Philm says:
what a mighty saying
PhoenixObsidian says:
oh joyious is one such as I
Philm says:
i must say my lord that the increased mass of your facial hair certainly generates an aura of pomposity and demeanour about your person
PhoenixObsidian says:
and rightly so my little peseant-man. one cannot mildly bandy from place to place going about as a simple man. ONe must exsude grace, control and power at all times! and one must all so know what crops his fields may produce
Philm says:
ah as wise a saying as from the lips of plato or aristotle. actually most of aristotle was piffle and i would not wrap my slaves food in it
PhoenixObsidian says:
you speak of times yet to come??
Philm says:
no my lord of times past and in other dimensions! of a rome so great we can scarcely imagine the wealth we shall see or the number of piffling slaves that shall be crucified!
PhoenixObsidian says:
i piss on the romans
Philm says:
and from your great ivory tower im sure the urine projectile would be quite painful indeed. much like crucifiction
PhoenixObsidian says:
and what a glorious gold shower it shall be!
Philm says:
much like the one prophesied by the oracle of hythenaenum
PhoenixObsidian says:
tell me more of thsi "oracle"
Philm says:
his beard stretches the length of the roman forum and his hands have nailed more slaves to crosses than even caesar dare imagine! when he speaks the winds howl and when he goes to sleep the volcanos explode. His daughhters are as nubile as aphrodite himself and he also loves a good coffee
PhoenixObsidian says:
i liek beards