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so i was leaving my dorm room to go grab a cherry coke when i noticed that someone had decided to fill a box of nabisco grahams with wet plaster and throw it at my door.
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now usually i'm a pretty nice guy, but when some chuckling fat fuck who's crammed with graham starts throwing shit at my door, i tend to get pretty fucking pissed off.
muckfuckchuckspuckduckluckpucknuckmotherfuckababydynamojew.
the thing is, i haven't had the time to make any new enemies here.
so i havent really got a clue where to start pointing fingers.
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or rock solid erections. (thank you, alex. that was quite clever.)
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now usually i'm a pretty nice guy, but when some chuckling fat fuck who's crammed with graham starts throwing shit at my door, i tend to get pretty fucking pissed off.
muckfuckchuckspuckduckluckpucknuckmotherfuckababydynamojew.
the thing is, i haven't had the time to make any new enemies here.
so i havent really got a clue where to start pointing fingers.
...
or rock solid erections. (thank you, alex. that was quite clever.)