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☮ 009 [video/action]

Jul 10, 2010 00:46

[As the green and black egg trembled, Otacon had watched with an excited smile. He'd finally get to see what was in the egg he had tried so hard to take care of and risked his life to protect.]

[It shook and trembled, crack crack sounds coming as the shell started to split...]

[...and in a mess of yellow and black limbs, out spilled a huge green ( Read more... )

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[Action] foolishwren July 10 2010, 04:56:29 UTC

[There was nothing to do in the Pokemon Center that hadn't already been done. Heather had read, slept, demolished countless cups of soup, explored the upper floor, attempted to make a fort with the chairs, gotten yelled at by the nurses for making a fort with the chairs, sulked, stared outside, and tried to find ways to get her creepy Magikarp to stare at something else. Nothing had expelled the boredom, so she instead turned to an increasingly-frequent pastime of bothering Otacon.]

[She was curious to see what was in that green egg too, after all. So she had settled down, sitting backwards in one of the chairs, to watch it hatch with him.]

[And then... that came out.]

[As Otacon's little freakout session carried through, Heather proved herself to be a fantastic friend by failing to do anything except sit there, clutch her stomach, and laugh.]

[Hard.]

AHAH! AHAHAHAHH YOU'RE SCARED OF SPIDERS?!

[Action] philanthrotaku July 10 2010, 04:59:38 UTC

D-d-don't make fun of me! [Said the thirty year old hiding under a table and blocking a huge spider with several chairs.]

[Said spider? Just seemed pretty confused.]

[Action] foolishwren July 10 2010, 05:11:40 UTC

[Asking Heather Mason not to make fun of you was like asking a plant to stop it with all that photosynthesis crap.]

I'm not making fun of you, I'm laughing at an observation: YOU'RE A BIG WEENIE.

[Heather had never been too scared of bugs and buglike things in general. Still laughing like there was no tomorrow, she staggered up off of her chair, still clutching her middle with one hand, and approached the confused baby bug.]

Awww, c'mere little guy. Your--- pfffthhtt daddy is just terrified of you, it's not your fault.

[Action] philanthrotaku July 10 2010, 05:13:48 UTC

I am not!

[LIES AND SLANDER.]

[The Spinarak paused in his attempts to infiltrate this Shadow Moses of table-based forts, turning to heather and crawling up her leg to perch on her shoulder.]

[Action] foolishwren July 10 2010, 05:18:45 UTC

Y'are too.

[She jumped slightly when the Spinarak decided to climb her like a jungle gym, out of that reflexive 'YEEG' reaction any human gets when they feel a bug crawling on them, but when he reached her shoulder, she cooed at him and patted his little head with one finger.]

Awww, it's just a baaaabyyyyyy.

[And then came the bad fake German accent.]

Leetle baby man is afraid of leetle baaaaybee spider!

[Action] philanthrotaku July 10 2010, 05:20:41 UTC

[This is a happy green spider. :B]

C-come on, Heather, I'm not afraid!

[Again, said the thirty year old hiding under a table.]

[Action] foolishwren July 10 2010, 05:37:19 UTC

[SO KYUUT OMG]

Oh yeah? Then why did you build an elaborate barricade in the space of five seconds, and why are you hiding underneath it?

[She spun her chair around with her foot and sat back down in it the right way around, still petting the little spider.]

Who's a good little baby bug? YOU are!

[Action] philanthrotaku July 10 2010, 05:40:10 UTC

. . .

[:|]

[He came out from under the table, hesitantly approaching Heather and the baby Spinarak.]

[Who proceeded to jump out of Heather's arms and latch onto Otacon's head.]

[This is the face of the calm before the massive panic attack in five seconds.]

[Action] foolishwren July 10 2010, 05:51:29 UTC

[Her insufferable grin of mockery disappeared as the little spider pulled a headcrab on the poor nerd's head. No, she wasn't done making fun of him, but even she could see DANGEROUS LEVELS OF TERROR in the making.]

[She decided to back away. Very quickly. In case he decided to flail.]

[Action] philanthrotaku July 10 2010, 05:56:03 UTC

[Okay. Stay calm. Breathe. Breathing is good.]

[Too bad Otacon forgot how to do it.]

[THUD. He is now out cold on the floor, baby spider skittering over to sit on his chest.]

[Action] foolishwren July 10 2010, 06:01:02 UTC

[Heather watched in slow shock as Otacon just sort of... crumpled to the floor. ... Oh boy.]

.... Hal? .... Uh.... [She steps over to him and leans over, brows peaked.] .... You okay?

[... Oh god if the nurses saw her leaning over an unconscious person, her rep would be even WORSE.]

[Action] philanthrotaku July 10 2010, 06:03:52 UTC

[And again comes the dazed non sequitur. Strangely, the same one he'd given Rise after a hit to the head from a Magikarp.]

Snake, do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield~?

[Pause. Blinkblink. Ohgodtherewasaspideronhischest.]

...l-little help?

[Action] foolishwren July 10 2010, 06:09:49 UTC

[... Bwut? .... well okay that was weird but she'd chalk it up to the whole fainting thing.]

Uh-- yeah! Jeez, you okay man?

[Quickly-- though also gingerly, she might not have been afraid of the little spider but she didn't want to get bitten, just in case-- she scooped the Spinarak up and off of its very faint trainer.]

[Action] philanthrotaku July 10 2010, 06:11:38 UTC

[Yeah. Totally. No one would be that stupid to say it when fully lucid. Right? Right?!]

Y-yeah, just...sc-scared me. That's all.

[He stood up, regarding the Spinarak with cautious interest.]

Either it wants to eat me o-or it really likes me.

[Action] foolishwren July 10 2010, 06:26:28 UTC

I think it just likes you.

[She looked down at the little spider-- which seemed harmless enough to her. It was even fuzzy~]

Have you thought of a name yet?

[Action] philanthrotaku July 10 2010, 20:45:20 UTC

N-no. I was going to wait for it to hatch before naming it, and I'm not too sure what to call it.

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