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☮ 041; [video]

Mar 01, 2011 16:07

[Today, Johto at large would learn something new. A simple, small fact that might easily have slipped by many inhabitants of this world. Johto would learn a not-so-dark secret due to the absentminded nature of one particular engineer ( Read more... )

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Video no_nukes_plz March 1 2011, 21:11:21 UTC

[Silence.]

[Huey stared wide-eyed at the video.]

[His mouth opened as if to speak, but no sound came out. It couldn't.]

[Holy shit.]

[Suddenly a lot of things made a lot of sense and yet made absolutely no sense at all.]

[This was just like one of his sci-fi movies!]

Video philanthrotaku March 1 2011, 21:14:50 UTC

...what? What'd I say?

Video no_nukes_plz March 1 2011, 21:16:11 UTC

[Squeak.]

[That's all he can manage.]

Video philanthrotaku March 1 2011, 21:17:01 UTC

Er...a-are you okay? Is something wrong?

Video no_nukes_plz March 1 2011, 21:30:03 UTC

Your- ah- y-y-y-y-y-you... your hair.

Video philanthrotaku March 1 2011, 21:33:31 UTC

Wh--oh! I guess it does look different. Is it that bad?

Video no_nukes_plz March 1 2011, 21:34:46 UTC

Why is your hair suddenly grey?! Did you dye it that way?

[It couldn't be, surely... surely not.]

Video philanthrotaku March 1 2011, 21:37:59 UTC

[...okay, even Otacon knew he was missing something here.]

N-no, it's been like this since I was a kid. I've been dyeing it brown for about five years now.

Why? Is something going on I don't know about?

Video no_nukes_plz March 1 2011, 21:40:16 UTC

Hal. Hal... Hal. [HOW CAN HE NOT SEE THIS] I... I think I just figured out who your mother is.

[And that is mind-breaking, thrilling and terrifying at the same time.]

Video philanthrotaku March 1 2011, 21:45:43 UTC

[BECAUSE HE'S NEVER SEEN THE CRAZY ALBINO SCIENTIST]

W-wait, really?

Video no_nukes_plz March 1 2011, 21:48:55 UTC

[BUT HUEY MENTIONS HER LIKE A BILLION TIMES.]

I-it can't be. It can't. But it has to be. It can't but it has to be!

Video philanthrotaku March 1 2011, 21:51:58 UTC

[OTACON HAS THE COMMON SENSE OF A BRICK.]

...Please take a breath before you pass out.

Video no_nukes_plz March 1 2011, 21:56:43 UTC

...r-right, of course. [He adjusted his glasses, his hand shaking. After a moment, he speaks.]

I... I t-told you about Doctor Strangelove, didn't I?

Video philanthrotaku March 1 2011, 21:58:56 UTC

Yeah, you did--a few times. What about her?

Video no_nukes_plz March 1 2011, 22:10:08 UTC

[Goddammit, get the point.]

[He just looks at Otacon.]

She's... your mother.

Video philanthrotaku March 1 2011, 22:13:37 UTC

..O-oh.

Well, that's good, isn't it? Geez, you had me thinking there was some kind of emergency going on.

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