Uncomfortable Recipe
Why is it so hard to understand that being in a dress that doesn't fit for 6 hours after getting ready for two with people who still fit perfectly in dresses they bought six months ago, sounds like a recipe for misery and a trip to the hospital?
I figured out the only way i'll be able to fit in my bridesmaid's dress is if I don't eat for 24 hours before I get in it and while I'm in it, don't drink for 3 hours before and while, wear a bra three sizes too small around, get an elastic clincher that is a size too small, and don't size down. Then there's the whole breathing part, not sure if that's possible.
And the bride wonders why i don't want to be in pictures. DUH
I figured out the only way i'll be able to fit in my bridesmaid's dress is if I don't eat for 24 hours before I get in it and while I'm in it, don't drink for 3 hours before and while, wear a bra three sizes too small around, get an elastic clincher that is a size too small, and don't size down. Then there's the whole breathing part, not sure if that's possible.
And the bride wonders why i don't want to be in pictures. DUH