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Peter I found you a present!
It is also for Alina. To celebrate your flat.
Happy flat getting day!
We just watched Land Before Time. It is still epic. And highly distressing.
Lara: He moves like Michael Jackson! I bet Michael Jackson thinks he's that smooth.
Alison being a downer: He's dead.
Lara: NO HE STILL THINKS IT!
Alison: Oh nooo. MJ is like Elvis in this house isn't he?
Lara: I am Elvis in this house. I am Elvis. Because I like him and I know his songs. He sings a song about being in a jail. He also sings a song about being a hound dog. Which I think is a metaphor. For being an arsehole. Alison, Alison, Alison, stop it. Alison. Alison.* Stop writing. He has a song also, about his shoes. Because they were made out of this special blue suede. This song about this hotel, for lonely people. And he also has a song and Perry White dances at his desk and his parents were like, he isn't perry white, but he was! He smelled the space racks** and then he was dancing. Alison you are so many hiccups right now. You are made of them!
* About 20 'Alison's' have been cut from this sequence. Like Bernard. Bernard.
** Apparently this is "space rats"
Lara: Crunchy like bugs!
Alison: And vaginas.
Lara: What.
Alison: like if you had a really clotty period and opened your legs got a long time and the wind blew in and dried it and then it would crunch.
It is also for Alina. To celebrate your flat.
Happy flat getting day!
We just watched Land Before Time. It is still epic. And highly distressing.
Lara: He moves like Michael Jackson! I bet Michael Jackson thinks he's that smooth.
Alison being a downer: He's dead.
Lara: NO HE STILL THINKS IT!
Alison: Oh nooo. MJ is like Elvis in this house isn't he?
Lara: I am Elvis in this house. I am Elvis. Because I like him and I know his songs. He sings a song about being in a jail. He also sings a song about being a hound dog. Which I think is a metaphor. For being an arsehole. Alison, Alison, Alison, stop it. Alison. Alison.* Stop writing. He has a song also, about his shoes. Because they were made out of this special blue suede. This song about this hotel, for lonely people. And he also has a song and Perry White dances at his desk and his parents were like, he isn't perry white, but he was! He smelled the space racks** and then he was dancing. Alison you are so many hiccups right now. You are made of them!
* About 20 'Alison's' have been cut from this sequence. Like Bernard. Bernard.
** Apparently this is "space rats"
Lara: Crunchy like bugs!
Alison: And vaginas.
Lara: What.
Alison: like if you had a really clotty period and opened your legs got a long time and the wind blew in and dried it and then it would crunch.