"It wasn't a squid boat...."
GUYS! GUYS! Did you know that only ONE UFO sighting in NZ has ever been investigated"?! Oh my god that is lax, lax reporting! What are our government doing?! Slack slack fools!
HOW IS THIS FRONT PAGE NEWS?!?! UFOS?!? Secret files made public"!
THE PLOT THICKENS! The secret files have been held by Archives NZ. THAT'S PRACTICALLY WHERE I WORK. OH MY GOD I'M IN ON IT.
WHAT THE HELL IT IS ALMOST 2011 NEW ZEALAND STOP TAKING CRACK.
A woman walked into the cafe holding a newspaper with this story on the cover and I laughed out loud I thought it was a joke paper (alternatively, I thought I might be hallucinating, as I have a tendency to do early in the morning). But then (I was being nosy and reading over her shoulder) came the articles about the strong winds last night. MUNDANE JUXTAPOSITION MAKES MY HEAD SPIN AT 7:30 AM.
SERIOUSLY! What are the media trying to distract people from? Or are they just throwing the conversation-constipated families of NZ a bone to talk about over Christmas dinner?
HOW IS THIS FRONT PAGE NEWS?!?! UFOS?!? Secret files made public"!
THE PLOT THICKENS! The secret files have been held by Archives NZ. THAT'S PRACTICALLY WHERE I WORK. OH MY GOD I'M IN ON IT.
WHAT THE HELL IT IS ALMOST 2011 NEW ZEALAND STOP TAKING CRACK.
A woman walked into the cafe holding a newspaper with this story on the cover and I laughed out loud I thought it was a joke paper (alternatively, I thought I might be hallucinating, as I have a tendency to do early in the morning). But then (I was being nosy and reading over her shoulder) came the articles about the strong winds last night. MUNDANE JUXTAPOSITION MAKES MY HEAD SPIN AT 7:30 AM.
SERIOUSLY! What are the media trying to distract people from? Or are they just throwing the conversation-constipated families of NZ a bone to talk about over Christmas dinner?