That eyeball story was some other kid ruining my day (I was 5) by telling me about someone HE knew who had his eyeball pop out. And I was like "Dude, whatevs, Imma go have pancakes."
I created 'bike club' with the boy next door who had the lions (they were made of stone and the one on the right was my pal) and bike club consisted of me riding his bike and singing. Then he rode his bike and I was still singing. Then we traded again and again ad nauseum. It was the BEST club. There was fruit juice involved as well.
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That eyeball story was some other kid ruining my day (I was 5) by telling me about someone HE knew who had his eyeball pop out. And I was like "Dude, whatevs, Imma go have pancakes."
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Except the ones in your head. I would rather have eyeballs and pancakes in my head.
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"Are there penguins under me? I don't know. Maybe they're all around me."
Ah, one of the great metaphysical thoughts of our age.
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"Fix it for me, fix it for meeeeeeeee" she says!
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The A and the A and the A make worth it.
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