May 08, 2008 16:22
Today we were waiting in the chemist and a smelly man sat down next to me and tried to start conversation about decorating cakes. Circe distracted me with a Realtor magazine and we went through pointing at houses and saying things like "Briar Rose!" "Zomg Cherry Orchard Lane!" and "Hey that actually looks like Vic Lane!" and other similar things.
But then the smelly man started fapping his legs open and closed so his crotch/dirty trackpants scent wafted over to me really strongly.
It was unpleasant. Unwashed genitalia for the LOSE!
Edit so I have something to do while the pizza dough rises: I'm making pizza, and it's going to be AMAZING. Oh yes. Oh yes. Homemade pizza is one of the best things you can put in your mouth.
And Hera is one of the best things you can put in your ears. Itchy Palms is my Favourite Song of the Day, which is impressive, becaues I just rediscovered Truce by the Dresden Dolls.
After the chemist we sat in the park, in golden sunlight and crunchy leaves, talking about drugs and watching children fall over, and, with eyebrows raised and lowered, asking "is that your daughter?" while searching for our keys.
Then finally went to Spreydon's so called Library Of The Future Which Is In Fact Right Here Right Now. It smelt good, and scared Circe.
hera,
ill advised,
dl is forever,
doing life crap,
absinthe in a soap,
poo,
scatalogy!,
evil socks,
sneaky potatoes,
:(,
things about gonads,
dl,
dresden dolls,
thank christ for pizza,
arse