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So I was at Annie and Billie's apartment and beer and vodka and peach schnapps involved. Anyway, I told them the first half of an epic bedtime story. And I want to write it down while I remember it (I don't trust Annie's notes)
Once upon a time there was a prince named Jorge. Jorge was a very rich prince of one of the finest kingdoms in the land, but he was sad. Even though he had a princess (who shall remain nameless for the moment because it is of importance later on in the story) he still felt alone.
One day Jorge was out quail hunting with his father, the king. While hunting, Jorge saw the most beautifull quail he ever saw in his life. His father yelled at him SHOOOOOT IT but Jorge just couldn't do it. He purposefully gave chase to the quail, and the quail led him into a dark forest. After a little wondering, the quail hopped into a clearing, and turned around and looked at the prince. "Jorge, you could have shot me right then", said the quail. Jorge exclaimed "WOA, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?!?!" (not asking the obvious question about why a quail was talking). The quail said his name was Ceroy, and that he knew that something was missing from Jorge's life, and he knew what it was. "What you need in your life is adventure, and if you continue following me through this wood I will show you it".
So Jorge and Ceroy hopped through the forest, and came upon a huge castle in the middle of a lake (at this point Annie asked if the castle was actually in the lake. Obviously it was on an island). "In that castle, an evil king has been holding my lady-quail hostage for five years. I am sure you can rescue her!" Jorge began thinking about this, and how the whole situation was just Ceroy's ploy to get his lady-quail back. He however didn't think long, and went charging into the castle.
Inside, he met up with the evil king, and they had one of those cool sword-fighting tense moments. The evil king said "JORGE, I AM YOUR REAL FATHER". Jorge was obviously stunned, but wanted to know the name of this random guy who's calling himself his father. "My name", said the evil king, "IS VALMONT!!!". At this Jorge was even more shocked, and exclaimed "OH MY GOD, THAT'S THE NAME OF MY PRINCESS!!!!!".... TO BE CONTINUED
Biking home drunk along St-Laurent was amazing. There was tons of traffic but I just glided through them, cutting in front of cars and riding in between lanes. I was in great form. Then I came home and watched a bad South African vampire movie with Ankura, John, and Ali. The end.
Once upon a time there was a prince named Jorge. Jorge was a very rich prince of one of the finest kingdoms in the land, but he was sad. Even though he had a princess (who shall remain nameless for the moment because it is of importance later on in the story) he still felt alone.
One day Jorge was out quail hunting with his father, the king. While hunting, Jorge saw the most beautifull quail he ever saw in his life. His father yelled at him SHOOOOOT IT but Jorge just couldn't do it. He purposefully gave chase to the quail, and the quail led him into a dark forest. After a little wondering, the quail hopped into a clearing, and turned around and looked at the prince. "Jorge, you could have shot me right then", said the quail. Jorge exclaimed "WOA, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?!?!" (not asking the obvious question about why a quail was talking). The quail said his name was Ceroy, and that he knew that something was missing from Jorge's life, and he knew what it was. "What you need in your life is adventure, and if you continue following me through this wood I will show you it".
So Jorge and Ceroy hopped through the forest, and came upon a huge castle in the middle of a lake (at this point Annie asked if the castle was actually in the lake. Obviously it was on an island). "In that castle, an evil king has been holding my lady-quail hostage for five years. I am sure you can rescue her!" Jorge began thinking about this, and how the whole situation was just Ceroy's ploy to get his lady-quail back. He however didn't think long, and went charging into the castle.
Inside, he met up with the evil king, and they had one of those cool sword-fighting tense moments. The evil king said "JORGE, I AM YOUR REAL FATHER". Jorge was obviously stunned, but wanted to know the name of this random guy who's calling himself his father. "My name", said the evil king, "IS VALMONT!!!". At this Jorge was even more shocked, and exclaimed "OH MY GOD, THAT'S THE NAME OF MY PRINCESS!!!!!".... TO BE CONTINUED
Biking home drunk along St-Laurent was amazing. There was tons of traffic but I just glided through them, cutting in front of cars and riding in between lanes. I was in great form. Then I came home and watched a bad South African vampire movie with Ankura, John, and Ali. The end.