just jocked this from the roomie
TWO ENTRIES IN ONE DAY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! WITHIN MINTUES OF EACHOTHER?!?!?!?!?!?!!
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hell froze over, bitches.
My Dream guy (take notes all you boys out there)
1. hair color ? brown
2. eye color ? brown
3. height ? tall, at least 6'
4. six pack? no
5. long/short hair ? medium, wavy.
6. glasses? yes. 6 times out of 10. not thick black frames either. like normal people ones. look who's talking...
7. piercings? nope
8. chest hair? nope
9. buff or skinny? neither. happy medium? a little chub, a little muscle..it's all good.
10. straight teeth, gap, or braces? "what kind of question is this? what woman prefers braces or gapped teeth???" --oh sung...i'm gonna go with straight teeth, i always pay particular attentions to mouths.
11. punk/jock/emo/sXe/goth? nah. just comfortable with whom he is. i love a good dresser though, i know it sounds superficial, and it is to a certain extent but i ike a guy who looks good. not like metrosexual or anything crazy. just go shop at american eagle and you're good.
12. funny or serious ? definitely needs to be funny right from the start, i hate being the funny one right away. but i need someone with whom i can share a somewhat intellectual conversation.
13. party or stay at home? both. definitely both.
14. should he cook or bake? nah. attempts are cute.
15. should he have a best friend? yes of course. and hopefully he will adore me as well. and there will be none of that jealousy ish.
16. should he have a lot of girl friends? yeah but what girl doesn't worry about the slightest possibility of something happening? but yeah, it's a plus because then they're used to the female brain.
17. outgoing or shy? outgoing...but not overbearing...someone who's not afraid to make an ass of himself, someone who is who he is all of the time.
18. sarcastic or sincere? oh i love a little sarcasm now and then, but don't you sass me, boy.
19. would he watch chick flicks? only if we both really wanted to.
20. would he be a smoker? not habitually.
21. would he drink? fuckyea.
22. would he swear? oops. yeah i don't care. just not around my parents or little kids.
23. would he pay for dates? yeah but he'd let me pay sometimes too.
24. does he kiss on the first date? if he wanted to and thinks that he deserves it.
25. where would you go to dinner? cosi :]
26. would he bring you flowers? nice gesture, but not necessary..cause then you have to carry them around all night...wow i sound like a brat...i've always wanted flowers mailed to me though, so do that. now. GO.
27. would he lay under the stars with you? sure. but i hate bugs, so it best not be sans bugspray and citronella.
28. would he write poetry about you? if he so pleased.
29. would he call you hunny, sweetie, or baby? aww i guess. hmm. yeah. why not.
30. would he hang out with you and YOUR friends? yeah, if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. well not get with, but at least have a mutual respect for...
31. would you hang out with him and HIS friends? mosdef.
32. would he play sports? yeah and we'd play sports together and he'd take my efforts seriously. and i would tackle his ass.
33. would he skateboard? i guess? i prefer a guy with a liscense though. they help.
34. would he snowboard? no cause that's just too cool....whaaaaat. i guess? it would be funnier if he couldn't. i don't like know-it-all boys.
35. would he play guitar? musical talent is always a plus, i love male singers.
36. play piano? i <3 ben folds
37. play drums? meh.
38. would he clean his room? nah, i'd do it for him. i like to clean. but don't be a slob. that's gross. the occaisional clutter and mess is ok in my book. but gross stuff like stains and smells is just too much. cupeesh?
39. would he paint, draw, sculpt? i agree with sung, a basic appreciation of art is all i ask.
41. would he sing for you? yeah :)
42. use the word dude? in reference to the magnificent show "hey, dude"
43. use the word tight? no. hahaha.
44. what kind of car would he drive? one that works.
45. would he put his arm around you or hold your hand? yeah, i eat dumb stuff like that right up.
46. would he dance? all the time, even if it's bad...especially if it's bad.
47. how often would you see him? as much as possible, but not to the point where we'd get sick of eachother or miss time hanging out with our friends alone.
48. would you want him to get you jewelry? i'm super picky about jewelry, i don't buy a lot of it...so probably not. unless it were diamonds or pearls...then go ahead, slappy.
49. stay up and talk all night long? no i poop out early in the night if i'm tired.
50. say I love you? if applicable. only if applicable.
this just in...
hell froze over, bitches.
My Dream guy (take notes all you boys out there)
1. hair color ? brown
2. eye color ? brown
3. height ? tall, at least 6'
4. six pack? no
5. long/short hair ? medium, wavy.
6. glasses? yes. 6 times out of 10. not thick black frames either. like normal people ones. look who's talking...
7. piercings? nope
8. chest hair? nope
9. buff or skinny? neither. happy medium? a little chub, a little muscle..it's all good.
10. straight teeth, gap, or braces? "what kind of question is this? what woman prefers braces or gapped teeth???" --oh sung...i'm gonna go with straight teeth, i always pay particular attentions to mouths.
11. punk/jock/emo/sXe/goth? nah. just comfortable with whom he is. i love a good dresser though, i know it sounds superficial, and it is to a certain extent but i ike a guy who looks good. not like metrosexual or anything crazy. just go shop at american eagle and you're good.
12. funny or serious ? definitely needs to be funny right from the start, i hate being the funny one right away. but i need someone with whom i can share a somewhat intellectual conversation.
13. party or stay at home? both. definitely both.
14. should he cook or bake? nah. attempts are cute.
15. should he have a best friend? yes of course. and hopefully he will adore me as well. and there will be none of that jealousy ish.
16. should he have a lot of girl friends? yeah but what girl doesn't worry about the slightest possibility of something happening? but yeah, it's a plus because then they're used to the female brain.
17. outgoing or shy? outgoing...but not overbearing...someone who's not afraid to make an ass of himself, someone who is who he is all of the time.
18. sarcastic or sincere? oh i love a little sarcasm now and then, but don't you sass me, boy.
19. would he watch chick flicks? only if we both really wanted to.
20. would he be a smoker? not habitually.
21. would he drink? fuckyea.
22. would he swear? oops. yeah i don't care. just not around my parents or little kids.
23. would he pay for dates? yeah but he'd let me pay sometimes too.
24. does he kiss on the first date? if he wanted to and thinks that he deserves it.
25. where would you go to dinner? cosi :]
26. would he bring you flowers? nice gesture, but not necessary..cause then you have to carry them around all night...wow i sound like a brat...i've always wanted flowers mailed to me though, so do that. now. GO.
27. would he lay under the stars with you? sure. but i hate bugs, so it best not be sans bugspray and citronella.
28. would he write poetry about you? if he so pleased.
29. would he call you hunny, sweetie, or baby? aww i guess. hmm. yeah. why not.
30. would he hang out with you and YOUR friends? yeah, if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. well not get with, but at least have a mutual respect for...
31. would you hang out with him and HIS friends? mosdef.
32. would he play sports? yeah and we'd play sports together and he'd take my efforts seriously. and i would tackle his ass.
33. would he skateboard? i guess? i prefer a guy with a liscense though. they help.
34. would he snowboard? no cause that's just too cool....whaaaaat. i guess? it would be funnier if he couldn't. i don't like know-it-all boys.
35. would he play guitar? musical talent is always a plus, i love male singers.
36. play piano? i <3 ben folds
37. play drums? meh.
38. would he clean his room? nah, i'd do it for him. i like to clean. but don't be a slob. that's gross. the occaisional clutter and mess is ok in my book. but gross stuff like stains and smells is just too much. cupeesh?
39. would he paint, draw, sculpt? i agree with sung, a basic appreciation of art is all i ask.
41. would he sing for you? yeah :)
42. use the word dude? in reference to the magnificent show "hey, dude"
43. use the word tight? no. hahaha.
44. what kind of car would he drive? one that works.
45. would he put his arm around you or hold your hand? yeah, i eat dumb stuff like that right up.
46. would he dance? all the time, even if it's bad...especially if it's bad.
47. how often would you see him? as much as possible, but not to the point where we'd get sick of eachother or miss time hanging out with our friends alone.
48. would you want him to get you jewelry? i'm super picky about jewelry, i don't buy a lot of it...so probably not. unless it were diamonds or pearls...then go ahead, slappy.
49. stay up and talk all night long? no i poop out early in the night if i'm tired.
50. say I love you? if applicable. only if applicable.