new drugs
Pharmacology In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name
and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a
generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is
also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for
a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. ! Obviously we can no
longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If
you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world.
and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a
generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is
also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for
a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. ! Obviously we can no
longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If
you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world.