Bedroom rights

[pheonee]

Astrid teaches Toothless to play knife-hemp-stone. Winner gets to spend the night with Hiccup.


"All, right, you overgrown black lizard--"
[dragon noises]
"Uh, guys?"
"You hold your forefoot out like so--"
[dragon noises]
"Guys, may I say something?"
"No. Anyway, and then you shake, like this--"
"Um, guys, I really think--"
"Be quiet, Hiccup. Best out of three--"
[dragon noises]
"And winner takes all."
"I really think I ought to have some say in the matter--"

WHAT. I LOVE TOOTHLESS. DON'T JUDGE ME. :|