❝ I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

[phenylic]

 HI FLIST. 
as usual, I need your help.
I'm writing my personal statement, and I was wondering if  you guys had any short quotes? Looking for something inspirational or on experience/making a difference.

So far I've got:

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the

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[night_reveals]

Doctor of Pharmacy

"I WILL SELL DRUGS FROM MY VAN AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY AND BECOME A DRUG LORD."

OBVIOUSLY, VIVI.

jk. split it into three parts?

1) personal -- i want to help people +wibblewiblle+ or, my history with drugs, or, why i'm interested in pharmacology (AND NO MONEY IS NOT AN ANSWER)

2) educational -- i am a smart motherfucker and this is how i will show you that: +list generous and true achievements here+

3) professional -- these are the places i worked. when i worked at mcdonalds i learned putting weird shit in your body is BAD.

HOW THIS RELATES TO MY GOALS

a) immediate -- i want to GROW AS A PERSON and learn a lot about drugs and stuff, and also go to college and become a real boy girl.

b) long-term -- i want to become a _________ with my doctorate in pharmacology because i have always wanted to wear the white lab coat. also, i find the mathematical precision of measuring medicine and solving problems beautiful; it is amazing how something so precise can at the same time be so human, so helpful.

OKAY? alksdfkl *\o/* GO VIVI.

[oxymoronic]

This comment is beautiful ;_;

I STILL FEEL LIKE THIS QUOTE IS APPLICABLE:

It's surprising what you can do with a few chemicals and a little ingenuity.
- The Doctor

Also you should talk about Roe being your lifespiration
just sayin'

[phenylic]

TRUE FUCKING FACT, DOCTOR. ♥

oh

oh i see

quote from the doctor

talk about doc roe

I SEE

[phenylic]

MY HISTORY WITH DRUGS
I HAVE BEEN TO REHAB FIVE TIMES IN THE PAST YEAR.
I AM INTERESTED IN PHARMACOLOGY CUZ I WANT TO MAKE MY OWN METH
YOU KNOW
I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

sldkflskdjf i cannot deny the beauty of a well-balanced chemical reaction. i can't help it. NUMBERS ARE SO SEXY. I AM V. V. PASSIONATE ABOUT NUMBERS. especially when they're printed on green paper.

[night_reveals]

Green. paper.

green paper is so sexy

add that to the essay too!!

[phenylic]

ESPECIALLY WITH A FOUNDING FATHER'S FACE ON IT
god that ben franklin was just a total gqmf amirite??