❝ I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

[phenylic]

 HI FLIST. 
as usual, I need your help.
I'm writing my personal statement, and I was wondering if  you guys had any short quotes? Looking for something inspirational or on experience/making a difference.

So far I've got:

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the

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[night_reveals]

VIVI. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THESE FAKES.

Ralph Waldo Emerson doesn't have anything on you.

Blaze your own trail, my padawan.
- Emily

[phenylic]

...EMILY...EMILY BRONTE?

sdflksdfjl but no omg this is what my essay would say: MY FRIEND EMILY HAS ALWAYS TOLD ME THIS: BLAZE YOUR OWN TRAIL, MY PADAWAN. OBVIOUSLY, I AM LISTENING TO HER SINCE I'M SURE I'VE BLAZED MY OWN TRAIL BY NOT QUOTING SOMETHING LIKE DARWIN OR ANYONE PRETENTIOUS LIKE NOW. SO YEAH. PICK ME?

[night_reveals]

OH PLEASE DO IT.

AND YES EMILY BRONTE, WHO ELSE.

[phenylic]

I SERIOUSLY JUST MIGHT
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER/MORE ~ME~ TO SAY ANYWAY

[night_reveals]

okay vivi seriously, c/p it here and we will DO THIS BITCH.

[phenylic]

LOL I HAVE NOTHING TO C/P
seriously all i've done today is just
sat here and browsed through art supplies sites BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT ANYTHING'S CALLED /o\

[night_reveals]

HAHAHA! poor vivi :( +petpetpet+

I will try to think of an amazing quote for you? WHAT IS THE PROMPT EXACTLY?

[phenylic]

Your Personal Essay should address why you selected pharmacy as a career and how the Doctor of Pharmacy degree relates to your immediate and long-term professional goals. Describe how your personal, educational, and professional background will help you achieve your goals. The personal essay is an important part of your application for admission and provides you with an opportunity for you to clearly and effectively express your ideas.

but nothing will ever top the trail blazer quote i am sure
I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY UNIQUE AND OUTSTANDING RIGHT?

[night_reveals]

Doctor of Pharmacy

"I WILL SELL DRUGS FROM MY VAN AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY AND BECOME A DRUG LORD."

OBVIOUSLY, VIVI.

jk. split it into three parts?

1) personal -- i want to help people +wibblewiblle+ or, my history with drugs, or, why i'm interested in pharmacology (AND NO MONEY IS NOT AN ANSWER)

2) educational -- i am a smart motherfucker and this is how i will show you that: +list generous and true achievements here+

3) professional -- these are the places i worked. when i worked at mcdonalds i learned putting weird shit in your body is BAD.

HOW THIS RELATES TO MY GOALS

a) immediate -- i want to GROW AS A PERSON and learn a lot about drugs and stuff, and also go to college and become a real boy girl

[oxymoronic]

This comment is beautiful ;_;

I STILL FEEL LIKE THIS QUOTE IS APPLICABLE:

It's surprising what you can do with a few chemicals and a little ingenuity.
- The Doctor

Also you should talk about Roe being your lifespiration
just sayin'

[phenylic]

TRUE FUCKING FACT, DOCTOR. ♥

oh

oh i see

quote from the doctor

talk about doc roe

I SEE

[phenylic]

MY HISTORY WITH DRUGS
I HAVE BEEN TO REHAB FIVE TIMES IN THE PAST YEAR.
I AM INTERESTED IN PHARMACOLOGY CUZ I WANT TO MAKE MY OWN METH
YOU KNOW
I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

sldkflskdjf i cannot deny the beauty of a well-balanced chemical reaction. i can't help it. NUMBERS ARE SO SEXY. I AM V. V. PASSIONATE ABOUT NUMBERS. especially when they're printed on green paper.

[night_reveals]

Green. paper.

green paper is so sexy

add that to the essay too!!

[phenylic]

ESPECIALLY WITH A FOUNDING FATHER'S FACE ON IT
god that ben franklin was just a total gqmf amirite??