So I was going through my first journal...
I was looking at my first journal at ujournal when my username was ereshkigal. I found some funny things, interesting things, and things i just thought I should post on this journal.
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Discover the Benefits of Worshiping & Adoring Your Man's Penis!
-Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
-If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five
porterhouse steaks, but contains only 150 calories.
-A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away.
-Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes
on the treadmill.
-Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
-Intercourse prevents divorce.
-Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number
of brain cells.
-Sex eliminates headaches.
-Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man
hard" triples your chances of getting into heaven.
-Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and
your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.
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BigBPimp: i just came online real quick to remind u that im sexy
reechx: youre an idiot
I remember that... that was hilarious. He came online, told me that, then left. Bardia...what a funny guy.
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Love without Love
I love you, because in my thousand and one nights of dreams,
I never once dreamed of you.
I looked down paths that traveled from afar,
but it was never you I expected.
Suddenly I've felt you flying through my soul
in quick, lofty flight,
and how beautiful you seem way up there, far
from my always idiot heart!
Love me that way, flying over everything
And, like the bird on its branches, land in my arms,
only to rest,
then fly off again.
Be not like the romantic ones who, in love, set me on fire.
When you climb up my mansion,
enter so lightly, that as you enter
the dog of my heart will not bark.
I remember this poem from mr wests class...
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lilblackitty90: big strong mayan
lilblackitty90: ^_^
lilblackitty90: who can dominate and spank me
lilblackitty90: .....and you
reechx: lol you mean who can dominate and spank ME...and when i get tired...
reechx: MAYBE you.
THAT was funny...Remember that devin? Remember who that was about? *cougharielcough*
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And here, is the update I made one year ago today.
ow do you react when you see someone you love happy and jumping around and full of life and energy one minute, then you get a call not even ten minutes later saying hes dead?
I just cant believe it. I cant believe reech is gone. I loved him so much. I mean, We take him to the vet to get the yeast infection in his ear taken care of, and he ends up dying. Its like, im in a bad dream, and i have to pinch myself to wake up. I hope im dreaming. I wish i was dreaming.My mom took him out of the backyard to take him to the vet, then she took him to me to say hello. I said "hello my boy! how are you? aww isha boy...bye my baby..." then my mom left, and i watched him in the car, exited to be going on a trip. He was jumping all over her arm and smiling, looking out the window. Then, my mom gets back, and we get a call saying hes dead. hes dead. my baby is dead. i know some people think its silly to love a dog so much, but that dog was my best friend and my child. i raised him. I loved him more than anything. He was the one thing to made me straighten up and choose the right path, instead of the wrong path when my mother told me she was going to open the front door and let him run out.
I just cant believe it. Welp, the only things i can say is im glad he didnt suffer, and he was going to die sometime.
At least i know dogs arent afraid to die. They arent afraid to die, and when they die, its only their physical body that dies, and they spirit still walks around the home, and participates in everyday life. Im going to miss him. I just wish i could see him and feel him on my bed at night.
I love you little richard...richard...richie...reech, and as my first pet, as my loving dog and loyal friend, you will remain with me forever.
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Discover the Benefits of Worshiping & Adoring Your Man's Penis!
-Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.
-If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five
porterhouse steaks, but contains only 150 calories.
-A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away.
-Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes
on the treadmill.
-Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
-Intercourse prevents divorce.
-Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number
of brain cells.
-Sex eliminates headaches.
-Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man
hard" triples your chances of getting into heaven.
-Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and
your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.
*******
BigBPimp: i just came online real quick to remind u that im sexy
reechx: youre an idiot
I remember that... that was hilarious. He came online, told me that, then left. Bardia...what a funny guy.
*******
Love without Love
I love you, because in my thousand and one nights of dreams,
I never once dreamed of you.
I looked down paths that traveled from afar,
but it was never you I expected.
Suddenly I've felt you flying through my soul
in quick, lofty flight,
and how beautiful you seem way up there, far
from my always idiot heart!
Love me that way, flying over everything
And, like the bird on its branches, land in my arms,
only to rest,
then fly off again.
Be not like the romantic ones who, in love, set me on fire.
When you climb up my mansion,
enter so lightly, that as you enter
the dog of my heart will not bark.
I remember this poem from mr wests class...
*******
lilblackitty90: big strong mayan
lilblackitty90: ^_^
lilblackitty90: who can dominate and spank me
lilblackitty90: .....and you
reechx: lol you mean who can dominate and spank ME...and when i get tired...
reechx: MAYBE you.
THAT was funny...Remember that devin? Remember who that was about? *cougharielcough*
*****
And here, is the update I made one year ago today.
ow do you react when you see someone you love happy and jumping around and full of life and energy one minute, then you get a call not even ten minutes later saying hes dead?
I just cant believe it. I cant believe reech is gone. I loved him so much. I mean, We take him to the vet to get the yeast infection in his ear taken care of, and he ends up dying. Its like, im in a bad dream, and i have to pinch myself to wake up. I hope im dreaming. I wish i was dreaming.My mom took him out of the backyard to take him to the vet, then she took him to me to say hello. I said "hello my boy! how are you? aww isha boy...bye my baby..." then my mom left, and i watched him in the car, exited to be going on a trip. He was jumping all over her arm and smiling, looking out the window. Then, my mom gets back, and we get a call saying hes dead. hes dead. my baby is dead. i know some people think its silly to love a dog so much, but that dog was my best friend and my child. i raised him. I loved him more than anything. He was the one thing to made me straighten up and choose the right path, instead of the wrong path when my mother told me she was going to open the front door and let him run out.
I just cant believe it. Welp, the only things i can say is im glad he didnt suffer, and he was going to die sometime.
At least i know dogs arent afraid to die. They arent afraid to die, and when they die, its only their physical body that dies, and they spirit still walks around the home, and participates in everyday life. Im going to miss him. I just wish i could see him and feel him on my bed at night.
I love you little richard...richard...richie...reech, and as my first pet, as my loving dog and loyal friend, you will remain with me forever.