the swings of poker
so friday after work we walked around downtown with my family, my cousin and her two kids. we then go to las margaritas. i didnt eat to much cause earlier that day i had lunch at the met. we get home and im tired from all this walking, eating, and working. so i take a nap. i wake up at 8:15 and call allen to see if he still going to vitos to play. he picks me up and were off.
we get there and there aren't any players. the bartender ask if we want to play a game of live, $1 blind no limit. ok. i buy in for $20. chip up to about $40. then comes the downward swing. i get A-rag off suit and decide to raise to $5. kujo decides to call in the blind. flop comes all diamonds. jo goes all in with already made J high fluch, and im like ok i got A diamond im calling, flush didnt come so i rebuy some more. later run into jo's A-10 vs my K-J, his K-K vs my A-rag. i drop the $60 i brought quickly. we then decide on a $40, which ATM rimando puts me in for. i dont catch too many cards and im a little steamed that i got rolled over in the live game. im out of the tourney and we decide to start another live game. i borrow $40 more from allen. i lose it too. i borrow $30 from brandon and i lose it to. so im out -60, -40, -40, -30 = -$170. thats a fucking hurter, i decide to go out and sit in the club area. i dont want to drink cause my fucking brain is steaming. i go back in the card room and watch. i see this girl sit down for $20. im licking my fucking chops right now cause i fucking taste the dead money. i say yo rj, put me in for $20, cause he was up a little over $150. so now im out $190, here comes the up swing. i fucking ripped into people by catching cards, outbluffing, and folding at the right spots. i end vitos down only about 15-20, give or take. i would have been up about $40 if paul didn't flop a boat. hhahahha. i got a free drink from kujo, cause he ripped into us in the live game. i also ended up with a lemon drop "eh yo, are your friends coming back?"..."cause if they aren't can i have this drink, cause im fucking thirsty". drunk people order drinks and don't even start drinking them. waste not want not. i think this drink helped loosen me up and start the up swing, cause i was thirsty.
so we go back to rjs and play some more cards. chris enters the door with taco bell, man am i hungry. then comes edgar and this other girl. they had jack in the box, man was i hungry. they kindly give me half of each of their meals. again im licking my chops. i can fucking taste and hear the dead money. oh and all night long this bitch was talking shit. shes probably all quiet except when she is drunk, you know the type. so we play some live then a tourney. $10 game with $10 rebuy. i start the tourney chipping up on folks. then eddie the bartender decides to call my all in with his K-10 off suit against my A-Q os. he catches a 10 and i have to rebuy. i just say "nice hand". later down the line i go all in with A-J and drunk girl calls with K-J. i got about 1200 or so and she catches two Ks. i just say "nice hand" and shut up as im left with 100 in chips. then she starts talking shit. blah blah blah, wonders why brandon and i wear ipods, cause of people like you...duh!! earlier in the session she asks what were you guys in high school, she rattles off something like "where you guys like napolean dynomite?", hahaha, and im like "that was 10 years ago" and she was like "it carries". in my head im like your 30 and you aint married, no boyfriend? sure you got nice tits but your grill is busted, and you talk to much. and your at some strangers house with a bunch of dudes drunk off your ass, i know what you were in high school. back to the cards. so i sit with patiently with my last 100 and go all in with 9-9 and of course i get callers. i then procede to quadruple up. later i get some redemption as the drunk girl goes all in and i have A-A, she goes bye bye. to make a long story short i end up chopping the tourney with brandon as i played like a small axe chopping down the trees, must be the headphones. its fun to play with drunk people cause in the long run they give up their money at slightly higher rate than just plain weak players. i end the night down 190 to up $25, with my original $60 back in the wallet. big swing. i get home at 5:30.
i lay on the floor and at 6am i get a call from dave to get ready to be picked up to help pavin and jodi move. luckily for me they did a lot of it the night before. all we had to do was load a couple of trucks. i get in back home about 10 something and hit the sack. 4:45 pm i get woken up by almie to get ready to go bell's dinner party at the rock bottom. man, im not gonna follow my girl next time when she say's lets sit here. i want to sit with fools i know and can talk with. anyways i was starving and non talkative. my co-sitters probably thought i was rude and ate like an animal. no shit i just: woke up, first meal of the day, played cards all night, and helped someboday move. almie was drunk she had a like half a bottle at home and 2 drinks at the restaurant. the girls are at belltown right now, hopefully they don't get into trouble. tara sleeping and i just got done watching national treasure. yeah fucking right that happended, i wonder how free masons feel about this movie.
**fantasy baseball update**
with all this card playing friday, i missed setting up a pitcher in one league and missed out on a win, 10ks, and some good whip\era. i need those stats cause the guys is kicking my ass in everything else. in the other league i got a guy that go hurt and i should have picke up somebody. im still alive in both leagues and not in the bottom. i got to stop talking shit on the messages board though...i think i might hurt someone's feelings.
we get there and there aren't any players. the bartender ask if we want to play a game of live, $1 blind no limit. ok. i buy in for $20. chip up to about $40. then comes the downward swing. i get A-rag off suit and decide to raise to $5. kujo decides to call in the blind. flop comes all diamonds. jo goes all in with already made J high fluch, and im like ok i got A diamond im calling, flush didnt come so i rebuy some more. later run into jo's A-10 vs my K-J, his K-K vs my A-rag. i drop the $60 i brought quickly. we then decide on a $40, which ATM rimando puts me in for. i dont catch too many cards and im a little steamed that i got rolled over in the live game. im out of the tourney and we decide to start another live game. i borrow $40 more from allen. i lose it too. i borrow $30 from brandon and i lose it to. so im out -60, -40, -40, -30 = -$170. thats a fucking hurter, i decide to go out and sit in the club area. i dont want to drink cause my fucking brain is steaming. i go back in the card room and watch. i see this girl sit down for $20. im licking my fucking chops right now cause i fucking taste the dead money. i say yo rj, put me in for $20, cause he was up a little over $150. so now im out $190, here comes the up swing. i fucking ripped into people by catching cards, outbluffing, and folding at the right spots. i end vitos down only about 15-20, give or take. i would have been up about $40 if paul didn't flop a boat. hhahahha. i got a free drink from kujo, cause he ripped into us in the live game. i also ended up with a lemon drop "eh yo, are your friends coming back?"..."cause if they aren't can i have this drink, cause im fucking thirsty". drunk people order drinks and don't even start drinking them. waste not want not. i think this drink helped loosen me up and start the up swing, cause i was thirsty.
so we go back to rjs and play some more cards. chris enters the door with taco bell, man am i hungry. then comes edgar and this other girl. they had jack in the box, man was i hungry. they kindly give me half of each of their meals. again im licking my chops. i can fucking taste and hear the dead money. oh and all night long this bitch was talking shit. shes probably all quiet except when she is drunk, you know the type. so we play some live then a tourney. $10 game with $10 rebuy. i start the tourney chipping up on folks. then eddie the bartender decides to call my all in with his K-10 off suit against my A-Q os. he catches a 10 and i have to rebuy. i just say "nice hand". later down the line i go all in with A-J and drunk girl calls with K-J. i got about 1200 or so and she catches two Ks. i just say "nice hand" and shut up as im left with 100 in chips. then she starts talking shit. blah blah blah, wonders why brandon and i wear ipods, cause of people like you...duh!! earlier in the session she asks what were you guys in high school, she rattles off something like "where you guys like napolean dynomite?", hahaha, and im like "that was 10 years ago" and she was like "it carries". in my head im like your 30 and you aint married, no boyfriend? sure you got nice tits but your grill is busted, and you talk to much. and your at some strangers house with a bunch of dudes drunk off your ass, i know what you were in high school. back to the cards. so i sit with patiently with my last 100 and go all in with 9-9 and of course i get callers. i then procede to quadruple up. later i get some redemption as the drunk girl goes all in and i have A-A, she goes bye bye. to make a long story short i end up chopping the tourney with brandon as i played like a small axe chopping down the trees, must be the headphones. its fun to play with drunk people cause in the long run they give up their money at slightly higher rate than just plain weak players. i end the night down 190 to up $25, with my original $60 back in the wallet. big swing. i get home at 5:30.
i lay on the floor and at 6am i get a call from dave to get ready to be picked up to help pavin and jodi move. luckily for me they did a lot of it the night before. all we had to do was load a couple of trucks. i get in back home about 10 something and hit the sack. 4:45 pm i get woken up by almie to get ready to go bell's dinner party at the rock bottom. man, im not gonna follow my girl next time when she say's lets sit here. i want to sit with fools i know and can talk with. anyways i was starving and non talkative. my co-sitters probably thought i was rude and ate like an animal. no shit i just: woke up, first meal of the day, played cards all night, and helped someboday move. almie was drunk she had a like half a bottle at home and 2 drinks at the restaurant. the girls are at belltown right now, hopefully they don't get into trouble. tara sleeping and i just got done watching national treasure. yeah fucking right that happended, i wonder how free masons feel about this movie.
**fantasy baseball update**
with all this card playing friday, i missed setting up a pitcher in one league and missed out on a win, 10ks, and some good whip\era. i need those stats cause the guys is kicking my ass in everything else. in the other league i got a guy that go hurt and i should have picke up somebody. im still alive in both leagues and not in the bottom. i got to stop talking shit on the messages board though...i think i might hurt someone's feelings.